#5 lung meme

[smolsoulpunkexe]

Patrick was never fat he just had so many lungs inside his body. When he lost weight the rest of the band forced him to get the lungs removed medically because his body couldn't handle that many lungs, but he's gaining a little bit of weight because he refuses to listen. He is gathering the lungs again

[peggycatrerr]

“i could scream forever” yes patrick we know. we know you have 5 lung. we know.

[dont--leavemealone]

BREAKING NEWS: Proof that Patrick Stump has 5 lungs as he points at all 5 during a set. News coverstory later. Stay indoors - dangerous man.

[attractiveugly]

Patrick Stump stole my lung.

[threelizard-blog]

patrick stump is lung stealer, hide ur lungs

Anon PSA

[poppunkdubstep]

Okay, but hear me out

If Patrick wrote ‘West coast smoker’ to try and tell his fans about the dangers of smoking because he only wants healthy lungs then all the singers that smoke such as Andy biersack are only doing it TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM HAVING THEIR LUNGS STOLEN BY PATRICK!!!

[aliendanceparty]

patrick is 5′5 because his genes do not like the fact that he has 5 lung so they are trying to communicate his problem to us through his height.

[papagerard]

“average person has 2 lungs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 lungs. Patrick Stump, who lives in cave & steals over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”