Get off my lawn!

Call me Claudia or Aide (she/they/he 26) I rarely use tumblr but you may see me lurking reblogging old gay men now and again. I write very, very rarely and if you wanna read it you can find me at: https://archiveofourown.org/users/soohait

[infectiouspiss]

all gambling advertising should be illegal

[infectiouspiss]

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[sarroora]

Reblog to give your followers and mutuals the strength to continue

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

[mastermatoyas]

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

[exuberantocean]

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Sodom and g'morning

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[purpurle-iris]

Imagine how many great, weird, awesome stories would exist if writers actually wrote instead of scrolling on tumblr

[katje-is-writing]

u know what i didn't come here to be attacked like this

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

you didn't come here to write either though that's for sure

[boybeetles]

Apparently new tomodachi life doesn’t have an age grouping besides ‘adult’ and ‘minor’. So adult miis can only like other adult miis, and minor miis can only like other minor miis. Which in theory seems okay but in practice it means a bunch of teenager miis can develop crushes on Miis that are like babies and pre-teens lmao. I’m seeing it all over Twitter.

If you don’t want the teens to crush on babies you have to make the babies aromatic.

[traaansfem]

Exposing the babies to onions and roasted carrots and strongly scented spices to prevent anybody from liking them

[boybeetles]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[dreolinn]

computah make these guys super gay and horny

watched opla couple weeks ago and been thinking about them a lot. literally pulled me out of artblock

[dannymans66]

3 finger style

[crazy-brazilian]

[dropdeadgarbage]

On 2 separate occasions in this 20 second video I thought this cat was gonna be absolutely COOKED

[kira-serialfaggot]

They fucming macrowabed him?!?!