#50f50s

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#37 I'm a Tease

I confessed to liking a guy

Then the day after I decided I didn't like him

I didn't talk to him for a month

Now I only talk to him like once a month when I'm sad to feel better about myself

You may not find this embarrassing, but it goes against everything I stand for and it's rude and I shouldn't do it and I'm ashamed, but I do it anyway.

[aggressivelyfucksup]

#35 Party too Hard

I was at a friends house and I did the high school musical jump off her bed and broke her lamp.  I felt really bad and we had to wait outside as it got cleaned up.  Luckily it wasn't florescent. 

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#34 Kisses

Never kissed a boy

(Not that embarrassed, but you know, it counts still, plus you know, sophomore, I don't know why guys don't like me, I mean, hello *gestures to self*)

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#32 Broken Arm

Did I mention the reason I broke my arm was because I jumped off a slide and landed on it in a game of tag?

Did I mention how many fucking people asked me why I didn't just slide down the slide?

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#31 Picture Day

*insert every yearbook photo of me here*

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#30 Taking Pictures

I wanted to take a picture with a guy I had a major crush on (7th) and I was so nervous because I go to take the picture and he puts his arm around me, then I start shaking so fucking bad that the picture looks like crap and I hated myself for not keeping my shit together.

Side note (can I talk about this guy?):

nicest guy you've ever met

funny

really cute

swimmer

hella abs

SINGER

THEATER GEEK

SMART

HELLA ABS

SWEET

SINGER

I'm done, but yeah, and as far as I could tell, he might've liked me back, we'll never know, I never asked him... *dramatically sighs* I took me a solid year to get over him and we didn't even date, like, a year after he moved out of the country

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#28 Seducing the 5-year-olds

I was wearing a tank-top. And I discovered that when I rubbed my cheek on my bare shoulder it was really soft (do it, it's soft), so I was doing that like all day as we were getting ready to go to the pool.

THE TEACHER CALLS ME OVER AND TELLS ME THAT I CAN'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF THE BOYS BECAUSE IT'S TOO SEDUCTIVE!!!!!

I WAS FIVE!!!!!

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#26 Douchebag

I watched a video where a guy pretended to be Fred and he read a yearbook note that said "You are a douchebag," but he pronounce it due-chay-bag, and then...

Nick: *says something annoying*

Me: YOU ARE A DUE-CHAY-BAG

Nick: What?

Mom: RACHAEL!  DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

Me: no...

Mom: *Explains meaning*

To this day, my brother still holds the fact that I called him that against me.