TIME FOR ME TO OBSESS OVER THE NEW PLUSH AD THING HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA (I've been waiting so long for church and jorge plushies to exist I bought them right after the campaign went live)
I love how these two were characterized here this is exactly what I'd expect from them,, being stupid,,, WHY IS CHURCH SO SILLY HELLO why are they so joyful why are their lenses doing the "^_^" thing DUDE THEY ACT SO MUCH LIKE SIBLINGS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY- the part where they explain how Sheriff is stuck with them but then immediately start to fight over who should fix something Church broke- ALSO THE LITTLE THING CHURCH DOES WITH THEIR HANDS I LITERALLY DO THAT TOO OH MY GOD,,,, THEY'RE LITERALLY ME GUYS I SWEAR(not really) the most immature possibly unkillable people that are 100% older than 25 in existence,,, whatever age they are they most definitely don't act like it. Also they feel like the kind of people to call their boss some variation of "dad" just to annoy him. Sorry Sheriff you have to deal with these annoying idiots for the rest of your life. Also these two wrecking one of the MERC facilities feels very in character. I like to think they're actually really happy about not having to work for the Nexus Core anymore even if it was more of the Nexus Core going "Ok we're sick of dealing with these two they're MERC's problem now". The parts where they kinda just beat eachother up are so funny (mostly cause they basically just shrug it off). I mean hey they might be stupid but at least they're durable. Very durable. Jorge literally just shakes his hand a bit and is completely fine after Church shocks him. Hell Church gets a box thrown at them and part of their head dented. Ok the basic gist of this is I LOVE CHURCH AND JORGE SO MUCH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD














