#5am posts

[cyber-therian]

dont involve me in syscourse PLEASE.

[warriordream]

i rly like xero...

[nobledoritoman]

Gen Z culture: coping mechanisms = vine references and keysmashes

[damian-tacite]

With Xander we might not get as many, but it’ll just make them all the sweeter. I’ll never tire of our lazy Sunday mornings. @zelia-adivar

[nobledoritoman]

Me, usually: I wouldn’t actually punch someone, I’m not that kind of pers-

Me @ a fly: sTEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

[nobledoritoman]

people who remember their dreams are the real aliens on earth

[nobledoritoman]

hayley atwell is so beautiful, no wonder peggy carter has girls and boys falling over themselves whenever she walks past them

[nobledoritoman]

Its the year 2391, you’re lost in a cave. There’s a book on the ledge in front of you. You blow off the dust on it and whisper the title: “do it for the vine.” The ground rumbles, the walls shake, and the sky cracks open. You hear the Ancient Ones singing “do it for the vine, I ain’t gon do it! do it for the vine...” Miss Keisha steps down from the clouds and holds your face. “I was born in the wrong generation” you rasp to her. She taps your forehead. An ominous smile cracks her face as her eyes glow a brilliant shade of pigment green. “This bitch empty, 𝕐𝔼𝔼𝕋”” A sonic boom echoes through the cave and you’re thrown millions of miles away, only hearing a fading “ʸᵉᵉᵗ” as you fly away. the light fades away.