#5llsmp

[applestruda]

My Lads of the Valley fit

[thatcoyperson]

they're built like pez dispenser's

[evenmoreevil]

Lad-ing it up!!!

[hopepetal]

Welcome to 5llsmp, an experimental hardcore series– gets smacked

Right! Us Tumblr folk decided to get together and play some good ol' fashioned third life! Just with four lives. And a Boogeyman. But no life trade function.

The colour system is as follows.

Four lives- dark blue 💙

Three lives- green 💚

Two lives- yellow 💛

One life- red ♥️

Every time after we have a session, the players send me summaries of what happened, and I write it all up in an official statement! Some people recorded, so be on the lookout for little clips here and there! The official tag for this smp is #5llsmp, so check that out for the artwork, fanfiction, and other posts about our little game!

Well then, without further ado...

Session One

Your players:

Stiff (any) @stiffyck

Bee (she/they) @applestruda

Jay (she/they) @happy-hermit

Chem (he/they/it) @chemdisaster

Star (they/zie) @scarring-lust (18+)

Ed (he/byte/chirp/gore) @frootyloopy

Space (he/xe) @space-apples

Phil (he/zir/ghost/it) @aresonist

Wilm (he/they) @whilmsy

Melou (he/they) @melouthechalk

Zera (they/he) That’s me!

Elle (she/her) @periwinklemoonlight

Brandy (any) @brandyy0moss

5ievel (any) @5-fievel

Moth (he/him) @evenmoreevil

Admins:

Console- Wren @wren-pineapples

Playing- Zera (me again!)

The session starts off with a bang (more like a vine boom)!

Stiff runs off with Bee and Phil to gather materials before eventually running into Moth in the mountains! They decide to base together, creating the Lads of the Valley! Stiff then goes looking for water and meets Zera, and they both get distracted and go mining together.

Space and Wilm meet at spawn and decide to stick together, watching Chem take the enchanter and run off! They run off to the desert where they meet Zera at night. Space unfortunately dies to a husk, becoming the first green name of the server! Wilm then leaves Zera and goes back to spawn to find Space!

Zera immediately runs off in a random direction alone, and manages to find a village. They get an iron sword from the blacksmith! They briefly meet with Space and Wilm before mining some iron and getting everything set. They meet with Stiff and give him a diamond! They find sculk with Stiff and start mining it, but fall into lava and die. They then meet with Jay and decide to team, becoming the Boatem Birdies.

Chem is the first to mine the surface iron and run off with the enchanter! The boogeyman is chosen, and it ends up being him! He tries to make a plan for killing someone, and lies when Zera briefly passes by and asks if he’s the boogeyman. At spawn, Chem kills Wilm in what is described as the “most pathetic chase scene ever” where Wilm begs Chem not to kill him and Chem says they will cry if they don’t get the kill. Chem then goes to find a cave, names it “the pits of depression and self-loathing”, and allows Star to use the enchanter for sugar cane.

Star goes on a lone adventure, taking care to slaughter every living creature they see, with a special vendetta against the donkeys. They find a mineshaft and an enchanted book! They find Chem in a ravine and they meet up with Brandy for a bit! Star then goes on a hunt for moss and nearly dies.

Elle, staying true to her adventure loving self, basically stays in a cave all session digging clay for bricks. This is because Elle wants to build a house to fight Bee in.

5ievel and Ed stick together, calling themselves the Iron Guys. They briefly met up with Wilm, Brandy, and Elle and mined for a bit. 5ievel died to a creeper before rejoining the group briefly before going to the nether. The Iron Guys decide to base underground!

Space has died two more times, becoming the first and only red of the server.

Meanwhile, the Lads of the Valley are trying to get goat horns, spending about fifteen minutes with varying amounts of success before killing most, if not all, of the goats. Stiff dies by getting shot by a skeleton, and chats with Wilm after respawning before rejoining the Lads of the Valley.

The Boatem Birdies make a mini boatem pole with only two boats, before beginning to make a tower base. They become frenemies with the Lads of the Valley and discuss how screwed they are if one of the Lads becomes the boogey next session. Moth puts up a cobblestone wall between the Boatem Birdies and the Lads’ property, which Jay and Zera later take down. The Boatem Birdies attempt to make a peace treaty with the Lads with flowers, but Phil and Moth burn the flowers while Bee accepts.

The session has ended!

Life count:

Stiff- 3

Bee- 4

Jay- 4

Chem- 4

Star- 4

Ed- 2

Space- 1

Phil- 3

Wilm- 3

Melou- 4

Zera- 3

Elle- 4

Brandy- 3

5ievel- 3

Moth- 4

[aresonist]

[melouthechalk]

pants is a lie, he doesn't have any cows to make them lol

also, yes, i'm too lazy to draw moss and that one spore blossom

[brandyy0moss]

@space-apples @periwinklemoonlight and @whilmsy we call him silly

My sillies!! Us in our bunker that soon got tunnelled into by really everyone and- Ed slayed our chickens :(

Deciding too many people knew where we were we packed up and made this god awful tiny home then proceeded to shove ourselves into one corner of it while @periwinklemoonlight fed up enrichment in the form of bamboo

✨ Enrichment ✨

We tried to move out to make a home but we are- easily distracted and didn’t really get anything done lol

Space wanted to face their fear of sand zombies (who had previously yanked a life) and ended up dying on the door step—

(@melouthechalk) Meow housed me when I first died to Ed so when I ran into them in the lads land we decided to be friends! They gave me cookies and a- a ✨clock✨

Then I decided to propose my love in exchange to not being murdered by red @stiffyck - still covered in Meows blood who i had just allied with and we decided to get married, I joined their polly gang happily while meow (the victim) officiated the wedding!

We smooched, beautiful! And then we decided it would be really poetic~ if I was stabbed in my wedding dress :0 gasp and so I let Stiffy kill me at the alter, my dress has never been the same since but our love- it grows stronger by the blood drop 🤌

Now on yellow :0 I find my silly ( @space-apples ) who is now on red and is actually doing the work we tried to do this session— and we slay, the end of session 2,

Some would argue we ended up with less then we had at the start but hey, I got married

And a little update on our pets!

We have shit bucket 💕 our axolotl who we found while mining

Then @periwinklemoonlight ‘s parrot is called fat ass, because he ate all of the seeds she collected to tame it (a very important resource we were gathering lmao)

And then my parrot is called diabetes because we said I could have it if I tamed it with one seed AND YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED, ONE SEED BBYYY

Silly has a parrot but I can’t remember their name

And Space also has a parrot that I think died 💀 and another axolotl

[b1odeuwed]

KING

congrats to elle @periwinklemoonlight on her cunt victory in 5llsmp that’s my BOY