So this curious little bottle of chocolate ale, yes I’m gonna call it that and you’ll see why in a minute, has a Willy Wonka theme going on with its label. So this means without a doubt that this beer will have a hint of chocolate in it right? If by “a hint” you mean DARK CHOCOLATE OVERPOWERING DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS BEER, then yes it does. I’ve had beers before where a theme for it is that it had a hint of cocoa in its stout, but you might a well throw several dark chocolate morsels in this bottle and let it melt in there. I wouldn’t recommend this beer at all unless you like chocolate instead of wheat or hops, or you are paring it with a dessert. Best enjoyed on occasions with friends of a softer, more sociable type, however, if you are an alpha male rooting on your favorite UFC fighter to kick another UFC fighter’s ass, DON’T YOU DARE BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH THIS, I guarantee you will lose your man card if they see that bottle in your grasp, you’re better off with a 24oz can of Budweiser, or in the very least a Saint Arnold’s Lawnmower.
I would rate this a super-high 5 out of 8, due to the chocolate overpowering the wheat and hops, and lack of bite, finish is smooth and a great guilty pleasure. Dudes if you must have this beer in front of your alpha-buddies, at the very least slap a bud light label on, or pour it into an empty miller lite can. DON’T RISK YOUR MAN CARD, I can’t stress this enough to you.