Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks

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Edible arrangements trying to use my birthday? No thanks
A friend of mine just shared this on facebook and I’m losing my mind
listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy