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Timeline of my reactions to Elon Musk:

YES FUCKING TAKE US TO MARS!!!!

....Just shut up and make space rockets for us, would you please?

Look, I tried, I really tried, but the second you blamed people not liking you on a Jewish conspiracy, you’d dug your own grave at that point.

Christ I’m glad I stopped stanning for Elon before the pedophile thing.

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

Communism vs. capitalism in a nutshell.

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*starts one of those “joke” GoFundMes to raise money for something totally fucking ridiculous*

*raises a lot of money*

“Psyche! All that money you gave me was going to cancer research all along.”

[leomacgivena]

小泉チルドレン(2005年の衆議院選挙で初当選した自民党議員)の中で、何気に7回連続小選挙区当選しているのは稲田朋美元防衛大臣(福井1区)と赤澤亮正経済再生担当大臣(鳥取2区)の2人だけか。

Xユーザーの青電験さん

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Trump’s allies in Congress are blaming the press for Trump’s performance in Helsinki

Conservatives didn’t like that reporters asked Trump about Russian election meddling.

Did you think selling your souls to Satan would be easy? That you could just sign on the dotted line and then sit back and let the power come to you? Nae. Saint Peter does not respect the Devil's right to make contracts--if you want that place in Hell, you've got to earn it.

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Trump’s correction, probably: