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Rocking Around The Christmas Tree by Jillian Hall / Pump Up The Volume by MARRS

Rocking Around The Christmas Tree by Jillian Hall / Pump Up The Volume by MARRS

Well fellers! I hate to cut a long story short, cause peole tend to say that ole Mike rambles on and on and on? I don’t know why? But anyway, after Mars was invaded by Sam and his son Damien, we got a little help from the like of Doc Brown, The Great Collie, Bookie Matt, and so on. Well, this is how the story concluded: Mike’s Daughter (*still in STAN’s clutches*): STAN! Let me go! This stupid…

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Intergalactic by Beastie Boys

Intergalactic by Beastie Boys

Well a lot of things happened when ole Mike was on the planet Mars during our 7th Anniversary, such as working in a Martian radio station, and almost getting executed for accidentally sleeping with the Martian leader; “Kidar’s” wife…hey, how was I to know what those antennas on their heads are used for? But also Sam and his evil son Damien crash land on Mars and take it over. They also kidnapped…

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Martian Theme Song by The Satellite Singers / The Little Martian by Jan Amber

Martian Theme Song by The Satellite Singers / The Little Martian by Jan Amber

Well fellers! Remember when some martian fellers recused ole Mike from Sam and his son Damien? Well ole Mike ended up getting abducted by them, and taken back to their home Planet. The reasoning was that they needed ole Mike’s expertise as a radio disc jockey, to bring music to their planet. I didn’t know why they could have just asked me? Anyway , it also meant that my 7th Anniversary special…

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Back To Earth by Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard / Men In Black by Will Smith

Back To Earth by Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard / Men In Black by Will Smith

Mike Check: So, weelll hello there my Earth fellers! Ole Mike is finally home; “Back To Earth” where I belong, and the galaxy is also safe once again. So in light of all that, here’s Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard back here on Earth’s KMCR…THE MACKER!

Mike’s Daughter: Hey dad, look at the Martian newspaper from the future that Doc…

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Antenna Head by ZZ Top / I Got A Rocket In My Pocket by Jimmy Lloyd

Antenna Head by ZZ Top / I Got A Rocket In My Pocket by Jimmy Lloyd

Kimar: Well now that Mars is back to normal, it seems that I must bid you farewell Mike Check and Earth friends.

Jimdar: Wait?! Are you forgetting one thing Kimar? You are releasing Mike Check even after that earth cretin Kcufed my wife with his greezy Earthling hands?! Perhaps Mars would have been better off with STAN in charge!

Kimar: Jimdar! I really have had enough of this “anger” of yours!…

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Space Cowboy by Steve Miller Band

Space Cowboy by Steve Miller Band

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Ahahhahaa! Yeeeeeeesssss! Wonderful! The King of Trolls STAN has been “DELETED” once and for all! Well my involvment has now concluded, so I will now teleport back to Cameron, North Carolina, on Earth. Doctor Brown and Martian citizens, please assist Meek Check and friends in returning back home as Vanguard One can only allow one extra being to be teleported with myself. Come…

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Rocking Around The Christmas Tree by Jillian Hall / Pump Up The Volume by MARRS

Rocking Around The Christmas Tree by Jillian Hall / Pump Up The Volume by MARRS

Mike’s Daughter (*still in STAN’s clutches*): STAN! Let me go! This stupid eating my boobs fetish is just getting freakin’ sickening!

Mike Check: Sam! Just give up! You’re now just being a yellow-bellied sore loser there feller! Let my precious Pentuinia go!

STAN: WRONG! I’m not a loser! That Lordi songthat you played last year was all wrong! And why do I have to keep telling you that my name’s…

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Spaceballs by The Spinners

Spaceballs by The Spinners

Mike Check: Fellers. It looks like we’ve finally got rid of that Sam once and—(*stops mid-sentence as he sees Damien wakes up from his weakened state*)

Mike’s Daughter: Looks like we still have a “little problem” to take care of?

Damien: Wrong! The only problem that needs….Wait?! What happened to my father?!

“Woken” Matt Hardy: Vile offspring of STAN, your father The King of Trolls has been…

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