#8 th grade

[bazu-mi]

I had a dream

So, I was playing d&d with my friends, and then it was my turn to campaign. I was a DM. All was well. Then, somehow, my perspective switched to one of the NPC's, and i was a dude with a boyfriend.

We were in a castle, and crystals were showing up out of nowhere. Now, I tried eating one of these crystals. Yall remember rock candy? That's how it tasted.

Then, my 8th grade English teacher shows up out of nowhere, and goes, "see! I told you pollution was real!" And takes a big bite of a crystal off the floor