#81posting

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really what about this meeting required them doing the socialist poster solidarity death grip

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when you’re LEADING the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP but you JUMP YOUR START and CRASH OUT but you CAN’T LEAVE so the race marshalls PUT YOU IN THE PLASTIC CHAIR with the RACE PLAYING ON SOMEONE’S PHONE and you’re forced to CONTEMPLATE YOUR LIFE CHOICES in your enclosure with a WELLNESS BANANA

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posting absolutely nothing about the singapore fiasco and pivoting to sponcon. honestly i would too

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not the blonde lady pointing at him like he's some sort of town fool

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ojp 2025: now available with new oscspressions!

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nerd (affectionate)

cr: opeightyone IG stories

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the bug on the wall after i sprayed it with home made insecticide

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osclore this season has been really funny

- random-ass tiktok live

- hattie’s running joke that she gets jumpscared by his posters everywhere

- cameo at the cricket and the tennis (sports guy core)

- 66 attempts to get a mini basketball into the hoop

- lawn mowing incident and subsequent phoenix narrative in shanghai

- “i was decent at aussie footie in the under 9s and then everyone else started growing”

- portland auto doncaster congratulatory post - "pretty sure carlos has a compromising picture of me asleep"

- revealing on australian national television that has has a sim but races everything except f1 stuff on it

- “cheeky”

- “i would drink out of it if it was working”

- winning the bahrain gp (a mclaren first with a hat trick: winning from pole, with fastest lap. narrowly missing slam/chelem) and then deciding for some reason that…

- he could handle an interview run entirely in french

im sure there is stuff i’ve missed and also more to come but. what a time to be alive and an oscarina