Had a dream last night I went to a Halloween themed prom and they had like little fake chain props and tables full of hundreds of different bags of chips.
By the end of the dance they said how the chains were technically edible and so I was like “Oh what? That’s super cool can I eat one?” And someone there was like “sure why not.”
So I start eating a chain and I’m not really enjoying it too much but I started eating it and I was like halfway done so I finish it.
That’s when one of the. Employees packing everything away says “Oh I wouldn’t have eaten those.”
“They’re made out of bugs”
She shows me the container they come from and it’s just full of like squished moths, flys, and other little buggers.
Instantly I’m nauseous and lean over a solo bleacher bench and point my head towards a trash can.
She comes up to me and sits behind me with her hand on my back trying to comfort me since I’m so disgusted and scared of throwing up since it’s always freaked me out.
I can’t do it until out of the corner of my eye I see a large squished moth the size of my hand next to a wall.
It freaks me out so much I start throwing up and don’t stop for a good minute or two.
That’s when I wake up, and spit out of my mouth since I was in the middle of doing that when I woke up.
I feel nauseous and grossed out but overall fine and go about my day.
Flash forward about six hours and my roommates bring some left over food from a fancyish restaurant, some of which being tacos and shrimp (my favorites) which they say I can eat.
I eat the shrimp, then everything that fell out of the tortilla of the taco before I take a bite of the tortilla and it tastes like, you guessed it,
THE FUCKING TORTILLA TASTED LIKE THE BUG CHAINS FROM MY DREAM.
Needless to say I was grossed out but I was so grossed out I didn’t know how to react so I just drank three cups of water until the taste was gone and started to tear up.
This happened like twelve minutes ago and I still feel nauseous.
