Funny Thought: Michael watching Stand By Me (1986) with his family because Sam and Lucy both wanted to see it and he gets a crush on the fictional Ace Merrill. One year later he meets David and David finds out.
David: That’s literally me. That is LITERALLY me. WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TO DATE ME, MICHAEL.
Michael: WELL HE ISN’T A BRUTAL MURDERING VAMPIRE-
David: HE’S A COWARD, I’M BETTER THAN THAT










