#:woozy_face:

[dayabot]

[bedazzlecunt]

Knowing that you're out there, taking work calls while edging and going on walks intentionally to get your neighbors hard makes life so much better. Just want you to know imagining you running around all tied up and edging and dumb is one of my favorite things to jerk off to

omg this is my favorite ask everrr....im so glad u get off to me and how much of a public whore i am, that makes my brain just go POP like a lil balloon. i exist to get ppl off! i exist to be real life porn for others to enjoy <3

[tillylongfellow]

“happy new year’s eve,” she says brightly, as if it’s an actual holiday of any significance. if tilly had gone how to switzerland, she wouldn’t be here right now, but it’s worth it to see eva a few days earlier. “do you want to dance?” she asks, already slinging her arms around eva’s neck before waiting for an answer. tilly doesn’t even want to dance, she just wants an excuse to hold eva closer. “also you look really pretty,” she attempts to lower her voice when she says it, leaning in closer, but she still has to be heard over the music so it’s not very subtle. / @ofeva​

[starswallowingsea]

I don't know what my work schedule is for this week uh

[knightgundam]

look at his fucking hp damn

[doebt]

Girl i cant believe my fish died mutuals can we please hold hands rn. this life...

[fleetwoodmar]

one beer away from ordering macdonalds etc

[galeleads]

🐻