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#daya betty #bq #.gif #dash is dead here's beb #when she looked into the Barrel Of The Camera and said 'i think you could go places'#:woozy_face:

Knowing that you're out there, taking work calls while edging and going on walks intentionally to get your neighbors hard makes life so much better. Just want you to know imagining you running around all tied up and edging and dumb is one of my favorite things to jerk off to

omg this is my favorite ask everrr....im so glad u get off to me and how much of a public whore i am, that makes my brain just go POP like a lil balloon. i exist to get ppl off! i exist to be real life porn for others to enjoy <3

#wren speaking!#:woozy_face:

“happy new year’s eve,” she says brightly, as if it’s an actual holiday of any significance. if tilly had gone how to switzerland, she wouldn’t be here right now, but it’s worth it to see eva a few days earlier. “do you want to dance?” she asks, already slinging her arms around eva’s neck before waiting for an answer. tilly doesn’t even want to dance, she just wants an excuse to hold eva closer. “also you look really pretty,” she attempts to lower her voice when she says it, leaning in closer, but she still has to be heard over the music so it’s not very subtle. / @ofeva

#c: eva #ofeva #:woozy_face:

I don't know what my work schedule is for this week uh

#shay speaks #guess i'm going in at 9am tomorrow to check it out #:woozy_face:#i texted my boss saying i didnt get the chance to look yesterday but uhhhh sir #please. its almost 9pm. i want to know when i'm working this week!!!!

look at his fucking hp damn

#thats a strong boi #he can carry me #:woozy_face:#duff screams

Girl i cant believe my fish died mutuals can we please hold hands rn. this life...

#im going to put a lightbulb in my mouth i cant do it anymore loves...wait no actually im fine i just realised #scene: me going to bury my dead fish in a little matchbox coffin. its 6pm. TOTALLY pitch black dark outside. phone flashlight #i got a big ol soup spoon for a shovel #and my dad told me where he buried blue the bird #so i go to THAT tree. start diggin. its so freaking cold out. and sooo dark. and creepy #and then. get this. ACCIDENTALLY DIG UP MY DEAD BIRD #not really but he buried him with one of his bird toys and i hit the toy #I WAS LIKE WTF....SORRY! DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT! SORRY #but the hole was already pretty deep so i just put the matchbox coffin in there. they wouldve liked eachother anyway #cover it back up. the deed is done... i go back inside #and realise i left the giant soup spoon out there in the freaking yard #:woozy_face:#so that was MY experience #i feel SO BAD. i feel SO like it was my fault but its SO not #it came on so fast out of nowhere and its not even a serious ailment but it just. well. So thats my story #literally my emotional repression though its like nothing

one beer away from ordering macdonalds etc

#mar shut up.#:woozy_face:

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#:woozy_face:#001 TBT.

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