Hey Fred! How's life been?
"Hello there deepfriedflesh. Thank you for your question.
Recently it has been rather boring here in the training centre.
Everyone has been on their best behaviour to earn the opportunity to go on temporary leave for the summer.
As much as I would love to pay my furry cousin another visit, trying to abstain from giving my fellow house mates a trim is rather, aggravating.
Though, I was never one to give up on a challenge.
After all, it would only make my eventual naughtiness all the more, satisfying.
With love, Fred."











