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New eternal punishment: washing out paint/makeup brushes.
Cleaning dried oil or acrylic paint from a paintbrush is simple enough if you have elbow grease, but cleaning out latex wallpaint? That already feels like an eternity, so imagine ACTUALLY having to scrub millions of brushes clean for the rest of your souls miserable existance... And don't even get me started on makeup brushes. I'd take Sisyphus or Thantulus's punishment any day.
Pointless Pizza with Papa | Hades&Blaise
Walking in confidently, he fixed his eyes on the acne mottled face of the waiter, who returned his gaze with one filled with sheer horror as he took in the state of the pale man's ravaged features. The waiter staggered and stumbled over his words painfully, anxiously sifting through the papers he held in his hands. Blaise gave an exasperated sigh and through barely parted lips hissed, "A table for two, please. I'm waiting for someone." the waiter nodded numbly and led the tall, dark haired young man toward a table. Sitting down, he waved the waiter off impatiently, his fingertips thrumming a quick beat on the wood of the table.
Why thank you Hades~ It's rare for me to be in the presence of a god such as yourself.
"I would be genuinely surprised if you were. How horribly unlucky one must be to encounter myself or one of my charges regularly. Pray that the next time you lay eyes upon me, you have passed quietly in your sleep."
Expiration? That's a bit grim-- well, I am talking to the king of the Underworld, I shouldn't be surprised.
"It is rare to come across a human who recognizes the pettiness of their time on this planet. My way of speaking has never been very appreciated by the bold ones who face me. I commend you for seeking me, human."
Hey Hades~ How's your hair today?
"However it appears to you, human, I assure you it has remained unchanged since well before your birth and shall remain as such long past your expiration."
kasjdlf yeah, penis, meatstick, what you use to have sex, get woman pregnant, y'know!
"Ah. A penis. I am a being that is perceived differently by different mortals. While one woman may see me as a goat-headed demon, another man may perceive me as a beautiful woman with skin as white as the dead."
"Other gods perceive me as an androgynous being with more feminine features than masculine. That being said, I am generally an image-fluid god. Whether I have a visible penis or not depends on how I am perceived."
"If you would like a more technical answer, then you may rather know that I do not. I am not a god of human form."
Hades, do you have a dick?
"...'Dick'?"
