#@moth-steven

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Crow: you think being gay is hard? Try telling people you're only attracted to idiots

Atlas: Narcissism isn't cute, man

Crow...

Crow: I have no comeback where I win. I've never been owned so hard before. I-I think I owe you money now.

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Atlas: Oh, so it's "do what makes you happy" until I start crawling on rooftops dressed as a gargoyle and shrieking

Atlas: Then, suddenly, it's "not a useful skill" and "scaring people" and "illegal"

Atlas: I see how it is..

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Crow: Are you suggesting I'm an idiot?

Atlas: I'm not suggesting it, I'm blatantly stating it.

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The difference between Lappet and Atlas

Lappet: *internal screaming*

Atlas: *external screaming *

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Crow: boys are hot

Crow: girls are hot.

Crow: enbies are hot

Crow: why is everyone so hot?

Atlas: Global Warming

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Crow: WHAT IS THAT?!

Lav: ...it's a hole.

Crow: Yeah, I can see that, what's it doing there??

Lav: Well I woke up this morning, *drinks cocoa* and there was a hole.

Crow: What're you gonna do about it?

Lav: Well I put a rug over it.

Lav:

Lav: Yeah, it fell in the hole.

Crow: Should we call Atlas or Lappet or something?

Lav: Oh, yeah, I called them, yeah.

Crow: ...Well, where are they?

Lav: They're in the hole.

Crow: ...Where is Bubble?

Lav:

Crow: Lav, where is Bubble?

Lav: He's at work.

Crow: oh.

Crow: Where does he work?

Lav: In the hole.

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Crow: you lying, cheating piece of shit

Atlas: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Crow: I’m leaving, and I’m taking Lav with me!

Lappet, picking up the monopoly board: I think we should stop..

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Varian at his lab:

Crow, Atlas, and Glass:

@varian-the-unstable-alchemist @mirror-steven @moth-steven