#@prpis

[thelostexperiment]

❌ Collin - Do you enjoy cooking?

Collin: Ugh, Cooking... What a horrible, useless pastime. I fine no pleasure in such a task. I despise food so much. The kitchen is absolutely no place for me! Now Susan on the other hand, she's a perfect cook, just an total master in the kitchen!

Susan: Why you gotta drag me in this one?

[thelostexperiment]

And thus begins the rivalry between Black Heron and the Black Buzzard.

[thelostexperiment]

collin - have a love life? and what do you do in your private time?

Collin: A love life? I... don't think so. I'm honestly not even sure if I want a love life. All those TV shows I've seen of characters struggling to have a "love life", showing how miserable they are getting one, all the extra pressure of keeping one and inevitably losing it over some misunderstanding or what have you, just to rinse and repeat until the finally. It all seems like too much trouble. Is there something about it that makes it worth it, you know, besides the sex stuff?

Collin: Now as for my free time, it depends on my mood at the moment. Yes, cooking and solving math equations are my most frequent go-to's but there are other times when I just want to read or watch a movie, relax in the garden, solve puzzles, plot the downfall of my next victim, listen to music, contemplate existence and the utter meaninglessness of everything in the apathetic multiverse... You know, just trivial stuff.