#@xavier

[napofamoon]

i NEED HIMSBZHABZJSBZJSN

[corvidbrains]

My roommate: whip your dick out if you love this family

Me, aggressively unbuttoning my pants: shit fuck okay-

[cowboyclover]

[local-corvid]

not to be annoying but I love my boyfriend

[corvidbrains]

Some of my favorite highlights from the group chat when Xavier got drunk the other night.

[cowboyclover]

REASONS WHY @k1ttenteeth IS PROBLEMATIC:

CALLS ME OUT ON USING THE WORD Y’ALL BUT USES IT HIMSELF

SAYS BAGEL TWO DIFFERENT WAYS IN ONE SENTENCE

CALLS ME, HIS OWN MOTHER, A DUMBASS LIKE WOAH WHO DOES THAT

HAS SHIT MIC QUALITY WOAH WHAT ARE THESE BOOPS

QUESTIONS MY GOD DAMN AUTHORITY AS AN ADULT

COMPARES ME TO BAXTER WHO IS A BITCH

HAS TO PRONOUNCE ANDREA’S NAME AS AN-DREA EVERYTIME

HAS A CONFUSING NAME THAT NO ONE CAN SAY

IS A FUCKING FURRY

IS FUCKING BLIND

SAYS TM IN REAL LIFE SENTENCES

SAYS “TMNESS” IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE SENTENCES

SLAPS ARM TO PORTRAY THE WORD PAIN

[smhverona-blog]

julianyg

THE CALL WAS PERFECT BUT YOU TURNED IT DOWN

ok youre right but who is gonna call who?? 

v to cyn or dorian to xav?? or v to xav?? so many options@!!!

hcllis

hit cynthia with a bottle again but this time leave a message in it

im fucking DEAD pls come to my funeral

xaviicrs

^^ BITCH GOODBYE

same