piggybacking off the yandere outlast harem post you reblogged, imagine how fun (or mortifying) prime time would be, all the assets fighting each other and telling each other to kill themselves over reader while they’re fighting for their life being passed around like a football
Horrifying concept. Link to the post being referred to here go reblog and like it’s monumental to me.
I think it starts with Coyle and Franco.
Whichever one of them saw you first, they cause such a racket that the other Prime’s noticed. It’s best to sneak away while they’re busy arguing with themselves. Coyle tries to “make you choose” and Franco is close to losing his shit and fucking up the other side of that cop’s face.
Franco relies on your fear of Coyle to lure you out and vice versa. Franco’s repeatedly calling out for you as if you were a stray cat, and Coyle keeps mumbling to himself about some sort of “witness protection.” Franco might be willing to share you with Gooseberry if he thinks she’ll give him attention too, but Coyle is convinced that he’s the only normal one in this nuthouse and that handing you off to anyone else would be signing your death sentence.
Gooseberry tries to prop herself as the voice of reason, despite Dr. Futterman’s yammering. Aren’t those two men being scary? Why don’t you come with mother, and Daddy if that cop doesn’t stop saying obscene things—I’ll drill his fucking teeths out!!
…Why don’t you come to the orphanage with her? It’s the home for all lost children like yourself. Maybe if you’re good, she can take you to the fun park ^_^. FWIW she’s pretty good at warding Coyle and Franco off. Franco isn’t going to shoot her (you can be his playmate, but that’s still mommy), and that power drill makes Coyle uneasy. Also I’m pretty sure she could physically overpower him if she really wanted to.
The actual voices of reason are Otto and Arora. They think everyone involved is rather pathetic (you included, but they come to the consensus that you do have a slight appeal. charming in a strange way). They aren’t delusional like Coyle or Gooseberry and they aren’t trigger happy and overly possessive like Franco. Otto might propose that it would be in everyone’s best interest to work together to keep you from running away, but neither he nor Arora want to work with any of those ruffians. Just have the others do all the work for them, really.
Their interests in you stem from superiority over the other assets. Watching the others fight like rabid dogs is amusing and a testament to their ill nature, sure, but… Well, Arora will admit that you are a little cute. If she likes you, then so does Otto. Besides, aren’t they the most reasonable choice? If you had to pick, surely you’re sensible enough to go with them?
If you choose to be stupid, Arora has a pretty good aim with her chemicals. They’d treat you decently enough if they take you with them, but if the other Prime’s decide to gang up on the Kress twins to take you, they’re shit out of luck. Otto does not have the mobility or dexterity to fight off three lunatics all charging him with weapons. Better hope Arora has some spare bottles to throw.
If Lilliya was allowed in Prime Time, the entire ordeal would be over within half an hour & she’d have a brand new acolyte to drag around the resort.
Leland and Franco are both two guys who get way too into roleplay but at least Franco is aware that you’re not his biological mother. Leland flips his shit if you run away because now the violent and conniving criminal (you) that only the most experienced ex-army cop in all of America (him) could keep in line has escaped and is now going to start tormenting the innocent civilians (mannequins)
I think franco would "cheat" on you in the sense that he can’t (or won’t) use you to fulfill his deepest fantasies. Franco won't cut you open from sternum to clit and try to crawl inside. he won't bite your nipples off with his teeth or string what's left of you up on the walls. that's kind of a one-and-done deal, and he wants to keep you around.
he'll threaten you all day long if he has to, but he doesn't want to smash his favorite toy into unfixable pieces. not yet, anyway. if anything, you should consider yourself lucky that he likes you so much—that he wouldn't do those kinds of things to you. Look what he did to that one over there. you don't want to end up like that, do you? no? he didn't think so.
Poor unlucky reagent that somehow manages to catch the eye of both Franco and Coyle… Unfortunately they both think your fawning translates to flirting with them respectively. They both get super upset when they find out you’ve been “cheating” on them with the other, calling you a two-timing whore slut while they’re wrestling on the floor and beating the shit out of each other
anon this is driving me up the wall.
a uniquely terrible situation because there is nothing you can do to convince either of them of the truth (not that they want to hear it, anyway). I guess its good that they hate each other more than they hate lying sluts?
...unless they decide to team up against you. that might be a problem.
coyle is more willing to believe that you never flirted with franco—that stupid man-baby just thinks that everything is for him. ain’t that right honey? go on, tell him.
franco, while not out of touch with reality, thinks coyle is reading too much into your behavior. yeah, you’re being a bit of a skank, but you obviously like him more. coyle is about as charming as a dog’s asshole, the only reason anyone is nice to him is because he waves that baton around.
coyle MIGHT BIG EMPHASIS ON MIGHT try to shield you away from franco, who is insistent on doing perverted acts to and at you to prove to coyle who you’re really interested in.
…in response, coyle’s more than ready to bend you over and show that little italian how a real man does things.
someone weigh in on Coyle I can’t tell if he’s all that protective. It fits his “cop” shtick and I think he’s possessive by default, especially with franco involved…bbbut it’s protectiveness in a performative way, isn’t it?
dr easterman (and any mean reagents you’re in a trial with) might exploit this to keep coyle and franco off their asses. easterman specifically uses you as an incentive for the two pa’s. Whichever one of them does the best in their trials can play with the chew toy at the end of the week.
If you’re a woman, Arora would unfortunately try to cut your face up and Otto would do little to stop her. Yes, they both are very adamant about keeping you as a pet to share between them, but Arora comes first in Otto’s eyes. He can try to assuage her, but if she feels like you’re more beautiful than her then it’s going to be hard to talk her down.
Potential workaround to keep your eyes and face intact: Give the bulk of your attention to Arora. Otto isn’t the jealous type, especially not against his own sister. Besides, any loving that you give to her. Uh. Neck… folds… is also love for him.
Don’t let her catch you being “vain”, either. No staring at yourself in the mirror. She’ll do your hair and makeup for you (assuming she lets you have the latter). She’ll go as far as to pick out your clothes so you don’t look better than her.
for the sake of this im going to write this as pre-murkoff franco. not like it makes a difference hes vile anyhow. murkoff franco just has less inhibition and free reign to do whatever he wants (like putting people into milk machines…)
I can’t imagine he gets married of his own accord. He’s fantasized about it occasionally, having an overly idealistic view of a wife. Coming home from a long day of dealing and shooting and fucking to a hot meal, hot bath, and an even hotter wife. But he just hasn’t found the one, y’know? Miami is littered with whores and cheap broads that pretend they’re more modest than they really are. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Besides, they really are cheap. He doesn’t even have to pay them half the time, just wave his Lupara in their face until they get on their knees. And if he accidentally pulls the trigger? They’ll be warm for as long as he needs them to be. No biggie.
Maybe Salvatore gets wind that Franco isn’t exactly doing any better in Miami than he was in New Orleans; or maybe a friend of a friend has been trying to get their daughter out of the house and off their hands, and hey—Sal’s got a son down in Florida. Maybe that little shitbird will be good for something after all. Maybe Franco really did find his needle.
Franco as a husband is largely dependent on you as a wife. He’s not stupid, he knows you’re not thrilled. Not to say he’s sympathetic towards you, but he does try to tone down his crudeness if you actually try to make the best of things, poor naive bitch.
He doesn’t really know what to do with you either. A wife is just a prostitute you don’t have to pay, right? While he definitely has certain expectations for how he wants the relationship to go, most of his experience is with ladies of the night. Ones that he could speak to, however he wanted (mostly) if he flashed enough paper.
It’s a lot of boundary pushing to see what he can and can’t get away with when it comes to you. If he demeans you, will you get angry or will you cry? Or worse, are you going to ignore him? Don't let Franco drag you down to his level; you’ll both be shouting at each other, and only Franco will enjoy it.
He won’t jump straight to perverted aggression when it comes to the bedroom, if you’re nice then he’ll try being nice too. A man has certain needs, and it’s your job to take care of him. He does expect you to go along with the whole mommy thing. Sorry. If it’s any conciliation, he’s much nicer to be around if you indulge him.
As far as faithfulness. Mmm. In theory, he doesn’t care for the sanctity of marriage, but he really doesn’t want to be like his father. it’s not like he’s doing it on purpose; sometimes he passes a cheap whore on the street and, well, you’ve been icing him out these past few weeks. what’s a man supposed to do? Besides, it’s not like he has any feelings for them. he usually goes for ones he can shoot and leave in a dumpster so word of his relations outside of his marriage don’t get back to you.
it is the one thing he would sincerely apologize for if you ever found out about, at least. The cheating, not the killing the women after.
Adjacent to that, the guy does have some clear jealousy problems. However this is getting kinda long so I’ll save that for another post. Don’t get too chummy with any man that isn’t him, though. He didn’t agree to marrying a slut.
Okay, now that we know how Franco would be as a husband, what would happen if his wife caught him cheating and just full-on ignored him ever since? I imagine he’d wind up killing her (accidentally maybe? Maybe not?) what would he do if she wouldn’t stop crying after finding out?
Btw, love the content
KILL HIS WIFE? THIS MADE ME SAD TO THINK ABOUT LMAO... another franco idea I think about a lot. u've read my mind I fear. well.
If his wife is bawling her eyes out over his cheating, then the (possibly arranged) marriage was probably going pretty alright. Maybe. Honestly, I think it would freak Frano out a little bit that you're so upset over this.
I think he would try to salvage things before doing anything irreversible. He knows he already fucked up big time; just give him another chance. You can do that, right? He swings between sadness (for himself), worry (that you'll leave him), and anger (it's his right as a man to be with a woman; get the fuck over it + oh God, he messed up really bad this time).
In his defense, he didn't realize you cared for him beyond any practical capacity. Okay, maybe he did realize. Maybe he was taking it a little for granted. You're married; you're supposed to do all that lovey-dovey bullshit. He didn't mean to make you cry, okay? He makes lots of promises after the fact; whether or not he keeps them is. Well I can't be sure.
Ignoring him outright leads to a less desirable outcome.
He's grovelled, he's begged, he's comforted you and even exiled himself to the couch (and then back to sleeping like a dog at the foot of your marital bed because he missed you), and that's still not enough?
Franco doesn't like to be ignored. He doesn't like being treated like something that shouldn't be seen or heard. He'll go as far as to cheat again and bring other women into the house if you're really dedicated to shutting him out. Perhaps in a fit of frustration, he would shoot his wife. Perhaps fatally, or not depending on if he's drunk enough to sway his aim.
Just accept his apology, make both of your lives easier.
