#a fucking leaf

[scaryscarecrows]

We haven’t seen Jason and Lemon in a while! Is she still crushing his ribs and getting her treats?

-.-

I gave her a bath yesterday. It wasn't fun. But then. BUT THEN. I take her for a walk before I leave for work, right? So she's not crazy bad and annoying my neighbors.

There's a dead thing on the sidewalk. Okay, that's sad, moving on.

NO.

NO MOVING ON.

My dog-my shiny, clean dog-rolls in corpse. There's fur and...nng...on her. She only didn't eat it because I stowed my disgust for later, picked her ass up and carried her back to the shower.

It was horrifying. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A RISK. OLD YELLER DIDN'T ACT LIKE THIS.

-Jason

[martin-jowd-cykes]

[cowsrtasty]

July birthday dump. Winnie Werewolf for Nonnykins, Kahuna for @Buttocher, Venus for @marsminer-venusspring, Leafy for @plonestrashbin, Papi for @wavepon, Twiggles for @mrfancy24, and Kala for @fishy-pony

[prussianmemes]

[cowsrtasty]

Birthday gift masterpost for June AND May because there was only one birthday that month.

Righty Tighty for @datte-before-dawn, Spectrum for @hoersface, a whale for @blowholesandbrushstrokes, and a fucking Leaf for @plonestrashbin

[achromaticabberation]

life is an unending sequence of humiliations and embarrassments

[tinaysabella]

God I still want that bag.

[threehornz]

if I can’t move to Washington, I am semi-seriously thinking of hopping the border

hello montreal, or rather bonjour