Hey kids, here’s a quick tip: If you’re scared of Slenderman just imagine him trying to get in or drive a normal sized car.
He wouldn’t fit
He would n o t fit
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Hey kids, here’s a quick tip: If you’re scared of Slenderman just imagine him trying to get in or drive a normal sized car.
He wouldn’t fit
He would n o t fit
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Tagged by: Stolen. Dramatic gasp, am I right? From my date Hawkeye, non the less. I’m not sorry. No regrets. None. Clint hasn’t been able to Tag me for thirty years. Tagging: Pft. Phuhlease. If you saw this, the power of Wade compels you to steal it.
@redfacesmiley tagged me in a getting to know you meme so HERE I AM. KNOW ME.
Name: Kate.
Nickname: Never had one that stuck.
Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Height: 163cm. 5″3′ or whatever. I’m a metric gal. Also short, but not so short it’s cute, just short.
What time is it: 5:27am.
Favourite musicians: Big music fan me, so it’s hard to say, but right now I’m listening to a lot of Kate Bush and The Decemberists.
Favourite sports team: The one with the people who chase the ball and wear the uniforms? (I’ve read some good books lately.)
Other blogs: Bloody hell, I don’t know. All of them! They’re all good!
Do I get asks? Not really. I am but a humble meme reblogger and occasional fic writer.
How many blogs do I follow: 247. Wow.
Lucky number: 6.
What am I wearing right now: (That’s a bit saucy isn’t it?) Pyjamas. Socks. A dressing gown. I am the height of sophistication. It’s 5am.
Drink of choice: Water? Coffee, tea, red wine, gin and tonic.
Dream car: Seriously, a minivan.
Dream vacation: A cabin in the woods, completely alone, but with wifi.
Favourite foods: Banh Xeo.
Instruments: Ukulele, badly.
Celebrity crushes: Taika Waititi, Gillian Anderson, Dev Patel and Janelle Monae, and also that gifset of David Tennant in the shower.
Random fact: I was in a car accident when I was 21 and I had a piece of glass embedded in my face for 10 years, before I had it surgically removed. I still have that piece of glass in my medicine cabinet. Drive safe kids!
Tagging: @moveslikebucky (tagging people gives me anxiety so there you go)
I was tagged by @justajjfan to share the first line of one of my WIPs and then tag the same number of people as there are words in the sentence. Thanks for thinking of me, Love. Also how sad is it that I’m still working on the same chapters now that I was the last time I got tagged in this meme? Like months ago. 😪🙄😒 So I guess I’ll share a random, recently written line from the story most likely to get updated next... From Outside Expectations:
We live in shifts.
Four words woohoo!!! Alright, I tag @thebigdog14 @michbigbagofweird @louezem @deinde-prandium If any of you have something to share. If not, sending you hugs! Apologies if I’m double tagging you.
theres actually a tenth circle of hell and in it you just get embarrassed all the time and it's for people god just doesn't like
Masquerade Kiss Tag Yourself Meme
(Attempt at a meme; reedit😅)