#a scientific answer

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*starts running at you at a concerningly high speed*

Okay how did you get into my-...wow you seem to be getting closer.

Welp. Plan Number one!

*Takes off in the other direction.*

[scienceofficial]

He's no good and you know it deep down

And I know deep down. That you're just some desperate person trying to get someone who's already ENGAGED.

[scienceofficial]

Your too gorgeous for that playboy you know?

And yet I would never choose you. Ever.

[scienceofficial]

Cameron: Where my head at!?

it's attached to your neck. Idiot.

[scienceofficial]

Roses are red, violets are not so blue, your ass is fat, and I'm going to eat it too.

......

Thank you for this personal reminder to lock my doors at night.

You horny bastard-

(@herwonderlandfirefreakingevil)

[scienceofficial]

(Slaps that ahh even more)

....

*An exhausted sigh.*

You know what, fine. Go right ahead. You keep breaking in anyways.

[scienceofficial]

Welcome to SCIENCE OFFICIAL...

Name: Dr. Beaker or just Science.

Pronouns: They/Them

Age: unknown

Sexuality: Demisexual, Omnisexual, trans, agender

You can send me asks, stories, rp or questions of the like. I don't mind. I only ask that you don't be disrespectful or downright disgusting..

And please. Be patient. I have experiments to run and tests to complete, I will get to your ask when I have the time. And energy. To do so.

Tags for whatever I say here. Which is a lot.

#A Scientific Answer = answering an ask

#Part of the Past = Lore/past

#The face in the mirror = Art

#Fellow friends = Moots

#Vava talks = OOC

#Spicy Lab moments = Suggestive asks/posts

#A doctor's studies = Yapping posts

#Extended Conversations = Roleplay

((OOC:

Hello!!! :D my name is Vaeh or vava (@vaeh2011), I'm the owner of this blog and I do have some ground rules and warnings for it.

-I will allow some suggestive or NSFW asks, just don't go into the more disturbing territory. And if it is to keep it vague. Please. I will blur some out if I have too.

-please be respectful to myself and others who interact with this blog, this is meant to be fun!

-I can and will block anyone who makes me uncomfortable, and I will not hesitate to do so.

-The character/oc is kinda an asshole so they will be sarcastic and snarky at times. And they're also a madman so...

-I will put a TW if there is any post I make that needs it. Which can vary from medical malpractice to personal issues. Stuff like that.

Okay!!! Now that that's over with, welcome!! Have fun, so crimes and best of all!!! Create Science!

[scienceofficial]

You can't seriously be choosing that ginger over me!?

I am. I can say it louder if you like.