yet another ship meme [accepting!] | @a-simple-rper
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: rick, every morning. because he still runs on country bumpkin farm boy time
Who’s the one to make breakfast: always laura! she is not letting her husband give her kids steak for breakfast okay???
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: laura does for rick sometimes! when he’s sick! and rick does for laura
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: you know it was laura. and rick just stared at her like “we already have four kids we don’t need more”
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: always laura. rick looks at her like she’s grown 3 more heads
Who chooses the movies: always laura. rick doesn’t care. he knows he’ll fall asleep in the chick flicks tbh
Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: rick tries to distract laura when he’s bored and it exhausts her every time
Who orders lunch: why order lunch when laura can cook it? unless it’s from that real nice place they go for dinner every once in a while because she loves that place
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: rick does tbh, and laura just stares at him in betrayal
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: always rick. her husband falling asleep with a full tummy always makes laura happy bc that means he’s relaxed
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: neither of them really “works from home”? home is work, and work is home. they live at the bar
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: usually their kids, but out of the couple? laura knows how to make homemade ice cream and there is always joy on rick’s face when she makes some with rachael in the summer
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: laura always takes pics of her family enjoying food like homemade ice cream
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: laura makes the joke. it goes over the kids’ heads, and rick just about catches it
Who cooks dinner: always laura. unless it’s steak night! then it’s papa rick
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: rick is not allowed to clean her kitchen. he’s only just about allowed to cook tbh
Who stays up until 2 reading: probably both of them? rick stays up reading parenting books sometimes. but laura stays up reading and amending recipes, and also reading her romance books (she 100% read 50 shades ok)
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: rick always watches his wife bc he realises just how lucky he got not only marrying this woman, but managing to keep her when she almost left him
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: laura kisses him to wake him up when they’re having a lazy morning, after he’s woken up at stupid o’clock and gone back to sleep