“Post your fic, Viv.” Said the cat. Who am I to argue? @goldendayszine
Moments- A Golden Days Zine Fic
3:47 AM- Baz
“I will give you the blowjob of your life, every day for a solid week if you take my turn,” Simon says with a groan. “Please, Baz, I need sleep. Every day for two weeks.” He’s swatting at me to get up, like the sound of the baby wailing over the monitor isn’t enough incentive.
“That’s what you said last week,” I growl, “And the week before that. At this point, you owe me a year of blowjobs. Furthermore, your jaw is likely to fall off and you’ll have semen toxicity.”
“Pretty please, you have vampire strength.” He’s wheedling now, puppy dog eyes in the dark.
“You owe me,” I grumble, tossing the blankets aside as I get up.
“I love you so much,” Simon murmurs, snuggling into the sheets.
This is our life now. Trading sexual favors for childcare.
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