#a. buttle

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Feeling nostalgic for my fail communist who sucks, my sewers sugar grandma, the ever-reliable A. Buttle who forgot her name and all in all we're not too sure about the surname either, the star-and-antlers diehard from Revakhol with a hard K, more identity issues than scarves, erasing herself into a ghost to win a wrong battle for a wrong cause... girl we failed Elysium so hard and I wouldn't have had it any other way ⭐🦌

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

97poets things that didn't happen, things that will have happened at the end of time... not the muppets thing tho, the muppets thing is exactly how these two doofuses were ingame in each other's presence (text edited from Tropos's landmark post). It wasn't even scripted. we weren't even testing for that. the two born-again commies found each other nevertheless.

The first scenario is "what if she did a sick kickflip and flipped the bird to her asshole allies and by some miracle, thanks to her gonzo tactical positioning, managed to secure the rise of the best possible leader for the independentists, with whom she shares a strange bond, all under the auspice of Known Democracy Lover & Good Advice Giver Franconegro (the file is named galadrielstemptation dot png. no particular reason)"

Second one's the aforementioned asshole allies whom she loves very much always, always, always

Third one's fundamentally #AMBROSIUS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯