Storytime Children!!!
by Bad Wolf cabin3
If you couldn't tell, Mei Hatsume was kind of a mess. Like the lab. Her babies sometimes exploded but iT WASN'T HER FAULT POWER LOADER. IT WAS JUST SOMETIMES SHE DIDN'T GET ANY COFFEE. OR RED BULL. MIXED WITH COFFEE. Another thing Mei lacked was any sense of self-preservation. That was an oof on her part.
Hitoshi Shinsou would be the first to agree. With the “oof” and “lacking self-preservation” comments. And even though his insomnia and anxiety kept him up all night, Mei needs sOME GODDANG SLEEP ONCE AND AWHILE.
Denki Kaminari wanted memes, his light-up bisexual pride flag to come from Etsy alreadyyyyyy, and like, 100% of his friends to stop making him charge their stuffffff. Also no more angst! He was starting to be like an anime protagonist or something.
Himiko Toga just wanted pasta, cuddles, and manga. But she was a “villain” and a “psychopath” and apparently was “creepy” or some shit. But whatever. Ooooooh she also wanted a sparkly knife in the pansexual pride colors!!! That would be prettyyyyyyyyy.
I know, I should be writing my other fic.
I'm sorry.
Words: 594, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Ashido Mina/Toga Himiko, Hatsume Mei/Melissa Shield, Asui Tsuyu/Uraraka Ochako, Aoyama Yuuga/Tokoyami Fumikage, Iida Tenya/Sero Hanta, Hatsume Mei & Kaminari Denki & Shinsou Hitoshi, Toga Himiko & Everyone, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King & Toga Himiko, Toga Himiko & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Hatsume Mei & Toga Himiko, Hatsume Mei & Everyone, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Dabi/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo
Additional Tags: Angst, Chatting & Messaging, Toga Himiko is Kaminari Denki's Sister, Dabi is Todoroki Touya, Hatsume Mei is a Good Friend, Bisexual Disaster Kaminari Denki, Pansexual disaster Toga Himiko, Demisexual Hatsume Mei, Everyone Is Gay, Insomniac Shinsou Hitoshi, Get some sleep children please, Traitor Kaminari Denki, Kaminari Denki Angst, Hatsume Mei Angst, Toga Himiko Angst, Shinsou Hitoshi Angst, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Memes, Kaminari Denki Needs a Hug, Jirou Kyouka is in the Bakusquad, Bisexual Uraraka Ochako, Pansexual Midoriya Izuku, trigger warning: suicide, Trigger Warning: depression, Insomniac club, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Deaf Bakugou Katsuki, Shinsou Hitoshi is the only sane one, Shinsou Hitoshi is in the Bakusquad, Kaminari Denki is a Dork
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23773276