al and tris !
send me a ship and i’ll break them down:
how did they meet?
they ran into each other in the woods and lowkey scared the shit out of each other, but i mean is there possibly a more appropriate way they could’ve met? i think not. i mEAN ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THIS BEAT THEM MEETING AT SCHOOL BY MILES. mostly because i don’t think that conversation would’ve gone on nearly as long as it had, and we know things for them start off all complicated in the sense that tris is like WHY DO YOU TALK TO ME anyway, yes the woods
who developed romantic feelings first?
honestly i think the realization hit them at the same time, but their reactions were drastically different. like tristan was like LOL WHAT A JOKE THAT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN meanwhile al was like …noooooooooooooope that’s not happening?? i don’t do that?? anyway, it was a time for the two of them.
who is their biggest “shipper”?
ALLISON. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. SHE WAS CALLIN’ TRIS AL’S BOYFRIEND BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN TOGETHER.
when did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?
the next day after tris drunkenly spilled his guts!!! i would like to believe it started off sweet but it sure as hell didn’t end sweet because it was a lONG TIME COMING
who confessed their feelings first?
tristan?? which is kinda surprising i guess, but not surprising because he was wasted and didn’t remember doing it the next day. bUT IN YOUR FACE TRISTAN AL REMEMBERED AND YOU TWO HAD TO DEAL WITH IT, and i mean in all of our faces bc wtf why are they so good together what the actual fuck
what was their first official date?
aL TOOK TRIS TO FUCKING FRANCE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A DRILL. AL HAD TO BE EXTRA. COULDN’T JUST GO BOWLING OR GET CHINESE, OR SEE A MOVIE. NOPE. AL TOOK TRIS TO FUCKING FRANCE
how do they feel about double dates/group dates?
i don’t think they’re really fond of that?? their time is their time. also neither like people enough for that to seem like something that happens often.
what do they do in their down time?
lol down time. that pretty much doesn’t exist for either of them.
what was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?
i don’t think it was really any different than before considering they were friends for so long first?? i mean tris has always been really anxious around the argents, so he was probably just a little more anxious than usual.
what was their first fight over and how did they get past it?
TRISTAN’S !!! FUCKING !!! DRUG !! PROBLEM !! but it wasn’t like a FIGHT but ugh, did they really get past it? i don’t think so, i think they just tabled it for another time. i feel like if there’s anything that caused a problem between them, it was this one recurring issue, and fortunately, it inevitably went away.
which one is more easily made jealous?
L O L I WOULDN’T WANNA TRY AND TEST THAT OUT JUST STAY AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM
what is their favorite thing to get to eat?
al doesn’t like pizza because he’s ridiculous. so chinese, probably.
who’s the cuddly one? what’s their favorite cuddling position?
oh man, i want to say tristan, but because that way if al tries to go anywhere or do anything he KNOWS because we all know al won’t just go to sleep like a person. also i mean al’s had to deal with babysitting wasted tristan on many an occasion and he’s basically just a koala? and i think comparatively, tristan’s the cuddly one, but that’s not really saying much?
are they hand holders?
Y E S
how long did they wait before sleeping together for the first time? what are the circumstances?
fIRST TIME BROUGHT THE FIRST I LOVE YOUS !!! AND IT WAS SWEET !!! they waited a little which tristan wasn’t expecting? and i think sometimes he was very ???? and insecure about it, but he didn’t say anything because that’s in his nature but aNYWAY IT WAS NICE I LOVE THEM
who tops?
tristan.
what’s the worst fight they’ve ever gotten into?
i can’t pinpoint for sure but it was probably about tris’drug problem before he accepted it was a PROBLEM. if not that then it was probably around that time al’s mom died but tristan didn’t know, and tris thought they were gonna break up?? but it was the worst in terms of timing rather than content.
who does the shopping and the cooking?
aL DOES but tris doesn’t mind doing the shopping. al definitely cooks though, for obvious reasons.
which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?
BOTH OF THEM
who proposes?
AL FUCKIN DOES AND I’M PSYCHED TO SEE HOW HE DOES IT MAN
do they have joined bachelor/bachelorette parties or separate?
bachelor parties??? u mean the implication that they enjoyed being single ?? like they hadn’t been together for 6+ years???
who is the best man/maid of honor? any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?
aLLY AND COLIN
big ceremony or small?
small but really nice??
do they have a honeymoon? if so, where?
they do but i have no idea where tbh
do they have any children? how many?
tHREE