Here stands a woman Here stands a man
With a bullet in her clenched right hand At the bottom of a hole he's made
Don't push her son His body tense
She's got the power to crush this land His hands, they shake
Don't you ever leave her alone, Be his shelter from the storm,
Her WAR is over. His WAR is over.
"did you know, too? all this time?” know about the wolves in the night, their family’s code, what “hunting” truly meant? (was everyone in on the secrets, the lies, this entire world - - - except her?) it was his answer that would hurt most, she knew, if he said yes. “am i the only one who didn’t know?”
they ran into each other in the woods and lowkey scared the shit out of each other, but i mean is there possibly a more appropriate way they could’ve met? i think not. i mEAN ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THIS BEAT THEM MEETING AT SCHOOL BY MILES. mostly because i don’t think that conversation would’ve gone on nearly as long as it had, and we know things for them start off all complicated in the sense that tris is like WHY DO YOU TALK TO ME anyway, yes the woods
who developed romantic feelings first?
honestly i think the realization hit them at the same time, but their reactions were drastically different. like tristan was like LOL WHAT A JOKE THAT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN meanwhile al was like …noooooooooooooope that’s not happening?? i don’t do that?? anyway, it was a time for the two of them.
who is their biggest “shipper”?
ALLISON. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. SHE WAS CALLIN’ TRIS AL’S BOYFRIEND BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN TOGETHER.
when did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?
the next day after tris drunkenly spilled his guts!!! i would like to believe it started off sweet but it sure as hell didn’t end sweet because it was a lONG TIME COMING
who confessed their feelings first?
tristan?? which is kinda surprising i guess, but not surprising because he was wasted and didn’t remember doing it the next day. bUT IN YOUR FACE TRISTAN AL REMEMBERED AND YOU TWO HAD TO DEAL WITH IT, and i mean in all of our faces bc wtf why are they so good together what the actual fuck
what was their first official date?
aL TOOK TRIS TO FUCKING FRANCE. THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A DRILL. AL HAD TO BE EXTRA. COULDN’T JUST GO BOWLING OR GET CHINESE, OR SEE A MOVIE. NOPE. AL TOOK TRIS TO FUCKING FRANCE
how do they feel about double dates/group dates?
i don’t think they’re really fond of that?? their time is their time. also neither like people enough for that to seem like something that happens often.
what do they do in their down time?
lol down time. that pretty much doesn’t exist for either of them.
what was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?
i don’t think it was really any different than before considering they were friends for so long first?? i mean tris has always been really anxious around the argents, so he was probably just a little more anxious than usual.
what was their first fight over and how did they get past it?
TRISTAN’S !!! FUCKING !!! DRUG !! PROBLEM !! but it wasn’t like a FIGHT but ugh, did they really get past it? i don’t think so, i think they just tabled it for another time. i feel like if there’s anything that caused a problem between them, it was this one recurring issue, and fortunately, it inevitably went away.
which one is more easily made jealous?
L O L I WOULDN’T WANNA TRY AND TEST THAT OUT JUST STAY AWAY FROM BOTH OF THEM
what is their favorite thing to get to eat?
al doesn’t like pizza because he’s ridiculous. so chinese, probably.
who’s the cuddly one? what’s their favorite cuddling position?
oh man, i want to say tristan, but because that way if al tries to go anywhere or do anything he KNOWS because we all know al won’t just go to sleep like a person. also i mean al’s had to deal with babysitting wasted tristan on many an occasion and he’s basically just a koala? and i think comparatively, tristan’s the cuddly one, but that’s not really saying much?
are they hand holders?
Y E S
how long did they wait before sleeping together for the first time? what are the circumstances?
fIRST TIME BROUGHT THE FIRST I LOVE YOUS !!! AND IT WAS SWEET !!! they waited a little which tristan wasn’t expecting? and i think sometimes he was very ???? and insecure about it, but he didn’t say anything because that’s in his nature but aNYWAY IT WAS NICE I LOVE THEM
who tops?
tristan.
what’s the worst fight they’ve ever gotten into?
i can’t pinpoint for sure but it was probably about tris’drug problem before he accepted it was a PROBLEM. if not that then it was probably around that time al’s mom died but tristan didn’t know, and tris thought they were gonna break up?? but it was the worst in terms of timing rather than content.
who does the shopping and the cooking?
aL DOES but tris doesn’t mind doing the shopping. al definitely cooks though, for obvious reasons.
which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?
BOTH OF THEM
who proposes?
AL FUCKIN DOES AND I’M PSYCHED TO SEE HOW HE DOES IT MAN
do they have joined bachelor/bachelorette parties or separate?
bachelor parties??? u mean the implication that they enjoyed being single ?? like they hadn’t been together for 6+ years???
who is the best man/maid of honor? any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?
❛ -----Got a little BLOOD there, kid. ❜ If it’s the kid’s or someone else’s is unknown to him, but it’s obvious ( if not by his voice than by his obvious lack of concern ) that he has been around blood often. It doesn’t phase him anymore, it almost intrigues him. He’s been staying at one of his father’s nightclubs for the past week in order to work on another job and when he’d heard sounds of distress from out back, he’d assumed it was one of his father’s men shooing away some asshole who wanted free entry. When he steps over the threshold, however, he’s faced with the boy, covered in blood and standing there. If only to keep suspicious eyes away from the obscure scene that’s sure to bring shit to his father’s club, Vincenzo nods to the door, kicking it open with the back of his foot. ❛ Seriously, one person sees that and just because you’re in the vicinity of the club, shit hits the fan. ----- You don’t ask questions, I won’t either. Come on. I might have a spare shirt. ❜
rate the ship - awful | ew | no pics pls | i’m not comfortable | alright | i like it! | got pics? | let’s do it! | why is this not getting more attention?! | the OTP to rule all other OTPs
how long will they last? - OH MY GOD FOREVER YOU CAN’T GET RID OF TRIS UNLESS U KILL HIM HAVE FUN AL UR FUCKIN STUCK
how quickly did/will they fall in love? - it ?? was ?? slow ?? but it was nice they were friends first those are always the best ships
how was their first kiss? - cUTE AN D TENTATIVE AND THEN THEY GOT REAL INTO IT ANDIT WAS LIKE WHOA
wedding:
who proposed? - al which was nice bc tris thought they were gonna break up bUT NOPE IT ALL WORKED OUT
who is the best man/men? - i guess colin ?
who is the braid’s maid(s)? - and allison ??
who did the most planning? - alistair and the wedding planner
who stressed the most? - al for sure
how fancy was the ceremony? - back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal church wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | kate and william wish they were this big.
who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - oh fuck the longest fucking list it’s easier to say who WAS invited
sex:
who is on top? - tris? but eventually they switch it just takes some time
who is the one to instigate things? - tristan
how healthy is their sex life? - barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they are humping each other on the couch right now
how kinky are they? - straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
how long do they normally last? - tHEY ARE YOUNG SO A WHILE
do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes unless tris is manic then n o
how rough are they in bed? - softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | the bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make dwayne johnson blush. also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
how much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - no touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | a little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
children:
how many children will they have naturally? - they have a dog which in itself is a miracle
how many children will they adopt? - DID U HEAR ME AL GOT TRIS A DOG
who gets stuck with the most diapers? - TRIS WILL CLEAN UP AFTER THE DOG IT’S WHATEVER
who is the stricter parent? - AL IS THE STRICT DOG DAD
who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - TRIS STOPS THE BIG FLUFF FROM DOIN STUPID THINGS
who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - automatic pet feeder bruh distributes the rIGHT AMOUNT AT THE RIGHT TIMES GOOD FOR THE POOCH
who is the more loved parent? - tristan
who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - dOGGY PTA MEETINGS CAN U IMAGINE THAT
who cried the most at graduation? - okay but tris takin his dog to those petsmart classes so proud of the son @ graduation, no tears tho.
who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - WHAT DID THE DOG DO
cooking:
who does the most cooking? - al
who is the most picky in their food choice? - al
who does the grocery shopping? - tris and al
how often do they bake desserts? - al ?? eats pretty healthy ?? so i dunno.
are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - somewhere in the middle
who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - al
who is more likely to suggest going out? - neither? i mean al at first, but later? neither.
who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - TRISTAN
chores:
who cleans the room? - maid ? probably ? al do u hire help ? i bet u do. but tris doesn’t mind cleaning. or laundry. he likes doing laundry tbh
who is really against chores? - i don’t know? i wanna say al but considering he raised allison that doesn’t seem likely so? neither?
who cleans up after the pets? - tris’ll do it
who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither?
who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - alistair but only in the way where tris wouldn’t care at all
who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lmao tris
misc:
who takes the longer showers/baths? - alistair but probably not much longer than tristan’s
who takes the dog out for a walk? - tris, but he’ll take al with him if al is feeling up to it
how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ooooh takes some coaxing when the tol is sad but tris is always up for holiday cheer
what are their goals for the relationship? - sTOP BEING SO FUCKING EMO YOU LITTLE SHITS
who is most likely to sleep till noon? - lmao neither oh my god