“I wonder if they realize how pretentious they look.” I mused. Hensley was standing in the doorway in a wide, battle ready stance, his cloak rolled over his shoulder for mobility, one hand on the hilt of his sword. “I mean, the phallic imagery alone…” Marcone looked at me incredulously and I rolled my eyes. “At least I do it on purpose,” I muttered. “I’m genre-savvy.”
Harry to Marcone (chp. 1)
Good Intentions by a_shiny_mess (magpie4shinies) (AO3) Dresden Files – General/Teen #Alternate Universe #Magic #Pre-Slash #Child Abuse
Two wizards walk into a bar, the third one ducks; or, the story of how Harry Dresden became the reluctant liege man of Freeholding Lord John Marcone.










