Ben calls his ex "crazy" "rude" and various other choice names. Personally I call her slutty two faced bitch, but that's just me. I don't hate her because of Ben, I hate her because before I met either of them she already had publicly called me stupid, made fun of my choice of instruments (because her bassoon is so sexy) and had remindded me everyday that I will never be as perfect as her. Can I just say that a) FOR FUCK SAKE BUY A HAIR STRAIGHTENER YOU LOOK LIKE A POODLE. b) You're a bassoon player, this does not make you a musical genius, you are not the greatest gift to man, you are an unattractive two faced loser who feels the need to put me down to make yourself feel better.