watched a video and actually said the words, out loud, “woo, well done prime minister” and now I’m fucking fuming. this is what you’ve made me do, trump! you’ve made me praise theresa may! I feel sick. not too much praise though ‘cause still not taking back that ‘state visit’ where he won’t be giving an address to parliament or staying in buckingham palace.
quick trip to greggs and a stay at premier inn. if he’s lucky, lenny henry might be in.














