#aaanon

[t4timekeeper]

if kirby was thrown and he hit something, i think it would sound like a dodgeball

- aaanon

HANG ON WHERES THE STOP MOTION VID OF SEPHIROTH THROWING KIRBY LIKE A BASKETBALL

[t4timekeeper]

step siblings are still siblings! adopted siblings are still siblings! who-ever uses the "not blood related" excuse for this tomfoolery should be smacked over the head with a shoe!

- aaanon

you can tell a good like 90% of these people don’t have or interact with folks w/ siblings - blood-related or otherwise - on a regular basis, and in shows! and in all honesty i hope they never do!

[t4timekeeper]

help him

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HELP HIM

[t4timekeeper]

i'm really curious about how sectonia turned into a wasp. I mean, where did her other 4 hands go? where's the horns, the hair, the eyes? how exactly did her body morph into one that has a waist i could cut with a letter opener- i have many questions

-aaanon

There’s a canon answer to that! It’s, uh, kind of a doozy.

Sectonia's parasitic species survives by leeching power from other life-forms until they're weak enough to be controlled.

She's fed off countless hosts and now cannot remember her true form. A voice called out to help her, but it has since fallen silent. Before the night ends, she must be given her eternal beauty sleep.

Queen Sectonia is a mistress of manipulative magic. Once upon a time, she looked similar to her insectoid underlings, but her current beautiful yet deadly bee-like form is a body that she took over through the use of her magic.

TL;DR it’s heavily implied that her body didn’t morph - she possessed someone else’s.

[t4timekeeper]

i feel like ribbon is the type to play harmless tricks on her friends. Nothing like water buckets in doors, more like moving things ever so slightly or replacing cutlery.

- aaanon

!!! YESSSS I TOTALLY AGREE

ribbon loves pranks but not mean ones. stuff like taping the bottoms of computer mice or covering someone’s bedroom walls in a ton of inexplicable pictures of danny devito

[t4timekeeper]

kirblr but it's just art class when the teacher is out

- aaanon

you did it!! you broke this vague network of blogs down to its barest essentials

[t4timekeeper]

I typed this out for a friend as an example of waddle dee gossip

"You know I heard the King has a lover..." "A lover?" "Yes, that knight that keeps turning up." "You can't possibly think that Meta Knight and King Dedede are lovers!" "Oh but I can! They spend a lot of time with each other, and my second cousin told me the King has this love-sick look on his face whenever the knight leaves." "My, my, that is some strong evidence! Have you asked the Dee that works for Meta Knight?" "Not yet, but I'm sure one of the guards might be up to it..." "Dare you ask them to?"

There was a cheeky twinkle in their eye when they nodded. "I dare."

- aaanon

[t4timekeeper]

when i got miitopia for switch, did i make a whole au for it where the protag, great sage and 2 other people that are walking spoilers all sisters that were all powerful magic users got seperated and lost their memories, re-incarnated as protag, great sage and 2 walking spoilers because i thought that would be a pretty neat backstory?

the answer is yes

also the god that speaks to you through the charm uses pink, purple and blue as a background when you talk to him, so uh

bi god bi god bi god

- aaanon

1. :0 !!!! that sounds cool af and i’d love to hear about it 👀👀

2. OHMYGODYOURERIGHT,, BI GOD RIGHTS 🥺💖💜💙