okay so let me get this straight brands are spending an EXTRA $10.5 billion on ads this quarter because of football ten. point. five. BILLION. and then coca-cola, who has literally all the money in the world, used AI-generated can shots for their world cup ad for the THIRD year in a row and got destroyed online for the THIRD year in a row bestie WHO IS MAKING THESE DECISIONS meanwhile lego put messi, ronaldo, mbappé and vinícius jr. around a table got 314 million views in 24 hours and ended the whole thing with a child finishing the build not a superstar. a child. lego said "we know what we're doing" and walked away also the opening ceremony happened and shakira performed "dai dai" with burna boy at estadio azteca in front of 80,000+ people salma hayek hosted from the PITCH andrea bocelli sang the official anthem j balvin, tyla, maná, los ángeles azules — this was not a ceremony. this was an event. this was a moment. this was cinema. and adidas made a five minute film with timothée chalamet as a STREET FOOTBALL RECRUITER assembling a team featuring messi, bad bunny, bellingham, lamine yamal AND ai de-aged beckham zidane and del piero and already sold $292 million in world cup products $292 million while coca-cola is out here making the same mistake three years running the bar is right there on the floor and some of these brands are STILL finding a way to trip over it anyway the world cup 2026 has started and i am not emotionally prepared