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Its finally here! the all new sunshine ;D

Damn.

Me: It was the biggest pregnant scare I've ever...

Interrupted by Kelly

Kelly: Seriously? You have money. you could easily get birth control to avoid shit like that. there's a buffet of birth control.

Aaron Interrupts

Aaron: Buffet of Birth Control? haha

Kelly: Yeah! a buffet of birth control! a Party of Pills!

Story Time

Me: you do stick out in public

Aaron: I know. Everywhere I go people stare at me. Did I tell you about what happened with the school bus?

Me: no... what?

Aaron: So I was driving on my moped, and pulled up next to a school bus at a red light and this kid stuck his head out the window and said "Your Gay"

Me: what'd you say...?

Aaron: I said "Yes, and I did your dad last night" and then I flipped him off.

Me: you flipped a school bus off???

Aaron: yeah... haha damn... I can't imagine what the parents in the cars behind thought.

Me: your crazy...

Deep convo...

On top of the roof of Cafe Brazil,

Just caught by the cops,

sitting in a row of 7 kids, awaiting punishment.

Officers: what should we do. This is a B and E

I look over at Aaron and he gives me a funny smile.

Aaron: We'll get out of this. no worries.

Me: I think this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me.

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