Nov 19, 2019
( @aaronjmccoy ) “Fuck, I fucking love corndogs,” Solomon tried to say, though the expression came out garbled through his mouthful of America’s most refined delicacy. Crumbs spewed as he tried to speak and munch the entire half-corndog he gobbled in one bite. He chewed quickly and swallowed, so he could speak again. “We should do something fun. I’ve been bored lately, we should stir up some trouble.”