fc: uhhhh ob/ama
IT’S HARD ———— living a life with the name Leroy Brown . what were his parents thinking ?! now everyone naturally assumed he was the baddest man in the whole damn town , but unfortunately , that wasn’t the case at all . Leroy lived a simple life , owner of a flower shop which — not to brag — was the finest and most successful within the town of Hillingdon . he had three kids , a loving wife , and a little dog named Mitzi . every Saturday he’d play darts with his friends , and — not to brag — win every time . not exactly the reputation of a bad man .
so when he noticed the advert in his New Times newspaper , summoning the world’s best and newest talent for an up - and - coming gangster film , Leroy knew he had to take a chance . excitement bubbles in his stomach , and he downs the remainder of his orange juice , calling out to his wife .
❛ sweetie , i’ll mow the lawn later — got some work to do . ❜
his audition piece would be bold , brave , and something the casting agency would die to see again . hell , it would be so great , they might even offer him the leading role , then and there — not to brag .
@aasmahni / p.
