highschool au where person A runs a tumblr fandom blog where they occassionally write personal posts about how much they want their crush and want to literally CRUSH people who talk to their crush. Little does person A know person B, the crush, has been following person A since person A let their url slip. Person B feels quite conflicted, but also flattered since person A claimed they would ‘shave twenty wild goats just to get a glance in return’, since the posts are obviously about them








