Jay and Nick for the brotp shippy meme?
send me a ship ( otp/brotp/notp ) and i’ll tell you the following:
who walks out of the movie theatre after a movie and suggest they watch another movie straight after?: Probably Nick, tbh. Usually when he’s having fun, he doesn’t want to stop, even if it’s simple fun. So he’d suggest going to another one.
who swears like a sailor when driving?: Nick. But he swears like a sailor when he’s not driving too, so...
who is always ten minutes early to appointments?: Jay. Nick is more the type to show up directly on time. Like five minutes early maybe, but he has weird anxieties about sitting around early for too long. Like he can’t stand that. So he’ll show up either five minutes early, or literally right on the dot.
who swears they can set up the new home entertainment system without any help?: Surprisingly this one is not Nick. He is very aware that he is shit at building things without directions. Absolute shit. It’s not his area of expertise. I don’t know about Jay’s skills and confidence in that one.
who can spend five hours straight in ikea?: Nick. It’s because while they might have an initial plan to go there for something specifically, he ends up trying to find every item with a name that can be turned into a pun so he can bring it to Jay, say it for the reaction, and go back to find another.
who buys things online & returns them a few days later?: Neither. Nick doesn’t online shop for things he isn’t sure he wants. He only gets shirts from online, and those nearly always fit. Nick might be the one to return something if one of his alters ordered something while they were out and he didn’t know about it until it got there. But only if it was something awful, and he needed the money back specifically.
who plays the music so loud that it basically ruins everyone’s hearing?: You know I’m not sure. Nick might every once in a while. But it depends on the time of day. If it’s night time he would never, he’s considerate.
who is more likely to spend money on unnecessary things?: Nick.
who stays up until 5am reading?: Nick.
who has a strict “no shoes” rule in the house?: Neither of them. Unless Jay is weird about shoes in the house.
who complains about not having a bathtub because they can’t buy bath bombs?: I’m thinking neither. Nick doesn’t do bath bombs. He prefers showers. So it’s more likely to be Jay, but that’s not saying she actually would, just that if she likes bath bombs, the answer to this one is her.
who’s the more competitive one?: 100% that is Nick.