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@toohotforlucifer
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
❝ Some guy just hit me in the face with a gallon of milk. How rude is that?
Like, how dairy. ❞
**Indie RP blog for Nick Monroe, Lucifer’s plan b vessel. **Multi-verse and multi-ship **Mun 20+ **Crossover and AU friendly. Actually, friendly over all. **All things tagged as appropriately, and accordingly as possible. **Expect puns. ♕ written by Holly
“Piano? I knew these hands were talented.” Slim fingers captured his stronger ones, her body still pressed against his back. His voice was deep, and in the sleepy, early hours of the morning, it did the opposite of what it had done last night. It soothed the rage and blood lust, leaving her temporarily content and lethargic.
She pulled his fingers to her mouth, gently nipping at them. He tasted divine. “You never hum around me. Trying to hide things from me, Nick?” Not that she actually minded that much. They had slept together several times, but this was perhaps their first genuine conversation since they met.
It wasn’t as though she wasn’t keeping things from him. He didn’t know about the fire under her skin, or the wolf in her heart. Maybe someday he would, when she got bored and wanted to surprise him. But for now, she released his hands to bury her face in his back. How did he leave her feeling this sluggish, this calm?
There was a slight noise of contentment. “I haven’t played it in nearly six years, though.” He vaguely remembered trying again some months back when he’d seen a piano in store, thinking maybe he could do it for a minute and, while rusty, it’d feel good to do again. The nostalgic feeling of it had ended up making him unreasonably homesick and sad after only a few seconds. So he’d stopped before he could get ahead of himself. He hardly remembered the weekend following that aside from a vague off feeling. Though, she didn’t need to know that, and he refused to dwell for more than two seconds for the time being.
“But I’m still great with my hands. Ambidextrous.” Naturally so, rather than self taught. A rare trait in human beings.
“And I don’t really hum in front of anyone if they’re not a baby that needs music to sleep. Surprisingly, I’ve got performance anxiety.” Though he couldn’t say he was hiding it, per se. It just wasn’t something he thought about until it was happening.
There was a relaxed feeling about this. It was nice. Really nice. Under any other circumstance he might have tried to turn around and hold her, but she seemed perfectly comfortable where she was, and he wasn’t about to risk it possibly backfiring a little.
how do i politely ask her to slam me against a wall and make out with me
@ycuralpha
#[ iris @ nick though. ]#[ she's actually developing quite interesting feelings about him ]#[ as in fEELINGS. i never knew she was capable of any feeling but rage ]#;;relationship ( a major dragon kink. )
I’M LAUGHING. NICK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. HOW DOES HE DO THIS? PEOPLE JUST END UP SQUINTING AT THEMSELVES AND HALF LIKING HIM ON SOME LEVEL. HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING. HE’S JUST KINDA SMILING AND PEOPLE GO WITH IT.
華麗なるパス “Mi gato es un perro. / My cat plays fetch. #cats #catsplayingfetch #kitty #cat #pets #catsofvine”
please reblog this dog cat
i,, might reboot this dang blog again.
suddenly has the anxious urge to just. reboot this fuCKING BLOG AGAIN.
@ladyswillmart
Medical RP Starters!
"You don't look so hot."
"Let me help you up."
"You're not going looking like that!"
"Okay...hospital. Now."
"Back to bed."
"I'm dizzy."
"I think I broke my wrist."
"Here. Rinse your mouth."
"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."
"Maybe you should get going."
"What the hell happened to you?!"
"I can't breathe."
"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"
"You need to lie down."
"I need to lie down."
"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."
"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"
"Hey--Look at me!"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"
"I need some help over here!"
"Ow!!"
"Do you need some water?"
"Is that blood?!"
"Are you choking?"
"Can you hear me?"
"What...what happened?"
"I burned myself pretty bad.."
"You burned yourself pretty bad.."
"We need to go to the hospital. Now."
"You feel warm."
"104 fever?!"
"Frog in your throat?"
"Are you alright? You look pale."
"Hey--you passed out."
"Stop it. You're limping."
"Where's your inhaler?"
"Do you know where my inhaler is?"
"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."
"How long have you had that cough?"
"Let me get you a trash can."
"Do you have any pepto bismol?"
"How long have you been throwing up?"
"I can't stop throwing up."
"What did you do to yourself?"
"Is that blood on your shirt?"
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
