Hahaha I bet prideful Townsend about died when he had to tell his boring parents "I've got this kid, I didn't know", "yes, I KNOW he's 18" "gosh no, I'm not telling you about the mother". I wonder if he got some heck for leaving the poor boy. I don't but maybe Townsend just wanted to rip the awkward band-aid off and brought Abby at the same time and deeply regretted it because now he has two immature spies (not that his parents can know!!) making fun of him. Hahah I would pay to hear about it.
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Meanwhile Abby and Zach are totally laughing about how plain Townsend’s parents are. Like, the two are absolute angels and are in no way laughing at Townsend’s parents, but god if it isn’t the funniest thing to watch Townsend play Parcheesi with people who’s primary understanding of strategy derives from playing boardgames and not circumventing international terrorist organizations.