1. You want to help the world because you like the exciting/funny/cheering people up.
2. YOU ADORE PSYCH, JUST LIKE ME!
3. You like that kind of poetry that’s meaningful, and you do/should read/watch every John Green thing EVER. Because it will make the philosopher in you happy.
4. The art that makes absolutley no sense but is beautiful in its’ own *maybe if I stare at it long enough it’ll stop scaring me* way.
5. You love to make people laugh, but people probably don’t get your references in real life…
Because I feel like I should comment on these deductions by abasicguideforaspiringdetectives;
1. Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't like people.
2. Oh god yes.
3. I've been told to read John Green's books countless times. Oh, but my harrowing schedule.
4. Art should comfort the insane, no?
5. Though I do have a fantastic sense of humor, and most often my references are scarcely understood, I don't like people.
