#abbysurdities

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Just know, lovely super boopers: that when I return your super boops, I am also super booping you in spirit. But as my weak ass tumblr mobile usage does not grant me the equal power of super boopage, you must forgive the lack of pretty ombré notes in your notifications. 😭

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Mixed materials I found at my desk make a plenty good egg for @quezify’s eggtober

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Vote for the title of my outfit: “Gay Elizabeth Holmes” or “Gender-fluid The Rock”

Gay Elizabeth Holmes

Gender-fluid The Rock

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

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Unpopular opinion: I think more gay couples should be the exact same size actually.

I think it’s gayer to be the same size as another person.

You’re telling me you are standing face to face with someone and you innately look into their eyes and perhaps… ….. kiss?? Tell me that’s not gay as hell.

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Okay I liked The Substance’s score as much as the next girl but imagine if there had been some St. Vincent in there. Los Ageless had been out for 8 years

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wtf is wrong with modern times when even drowned and shot Rebecca de Winter has to go to work for a half day on Halloween

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This herbivore (me, vegetarian) resumed their carnivorous plant pant painting project this fine evening!

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I just painted a corpse flower (rafflesia obviously) and some pitcher plants on a pair of my jeans. Need more carnivorous flower ideas, preferably that fit my color scheme (green/red/deep warm purple… see below).

Don’t suggest a venus flytrap. Those are not enough of a flower. To me.