aaaaaaaaaand Wip Weekend: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter!
Oh boy, throwing it way back here
Wrote this in 2020 and was reminded of it the other day when I rewatched the movie for the first time in a while. I'm still fond of it and would kind of like to flesh it out a little more, but since it's mostly book canon with just a few elements from the movie, I'd probably need to do a reread...
Henry’s face, when it appeared behind the door, was just as Abe remembered it, and yet not at all the same.
In Abe’s memory, there was a knowing look to Henry’s eyes, a light of intelligence and humor, and a quirk of wit in his smile. His expression was placid often as not, in a way that soothed the idea of worry.
Now, standing before Abe, Henry’s expression was pinched, his skin chalky and his eyes dark. His gaze was worryingly glassy, and rather than carrying himself with the straight-backed grace Abe knew, he was hunched in on himself, just a little, as if–
“You’re injured,” Abe blurted, eyes roving Henry’s form, attempting to seek out the source of disruption.
Henry offered Abe a wan smile. “Very nice to see you, Abraham. Please come in.”
Looks Good on You - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery
Guess I’m still on that height difference bullshit. Enjoy?
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Abe woke to the sound of the doorbell and the resulting sound of Henry grumbling against the nape of his neck. He took a moment to regain his bearings, glancing at the clock in the artificial darkness of the blackout drapes and calculating the day.
“Delivery,” he mumbled to Henry after a moment.
“Too early,” Henry muttered in return, the “r” smoothed out by the accent that only poked its head out when Henry had been traveling. “They can leave it on the doorstep.”
“It’s that computer you ordered. They won’t leave it,” Abe reminded him.
The bell sounded again, followed by a knock on the door.
Henry grumbled again, pressing his forehead to the back of Abe’s neck and tightening his arm around Abe’s waist.
“You can get up now, or you can go pick it up at the post office later,” Abe said. “Pretty sure the deliveryman is about to walk away, though.”
With a final frustrated grunt, Henry dragged himself out from beneath the covers, leaving Abe smiling into his pillow as he listened to Henry collect his clothes from the floor where they’d been scattered just a few hours before and then take the stairs at an inhuman speed to catch the deliveryman before he left. It never failed to amuse Abe how petulant Henry could be, even at the age of nearly 450, when his sleep was disturbed.
He could hear Henry calling the man at the door back, speaking with as much politeness as he was willing to muster while half asleep, shutting and locking the door, depositing a box onto a table (the kitchen table, by the sound of it), and stumping back up the stairs. The entire interlude took perhaps two minutes, but Abe was already back in the muzzy space of near-sleep when Henry returned to him, shedding clothes and sliding under the covers to burrow against Abe’s back.
Something was different.
Abe shifted against Henry, prompting Henry to lazily spread his hand out across Abe’s sternum, stroking idly with his thumb, as if to quiet Abe back into restfulness. As he did so, Abe could feel the brush of cotton between Henry’s palm and his chest. Fabric, where there had been only skin before. Abe opened his eyes and glanced down, seeing the blue of the button-down shirt he’d been wearing the day before.
“Are you wearing my shirt?” Abe asked, brows furrowed as his tired mind worked to tick things into place.
“What?” Henry mumbled, less a question and more probably an automatic response as he drifted on the edge of sleep himself.
Curiosity now piqued, Abe turned in Henry’s grasp to get a look at him in the dim of the room. Henry sighed and let Abe go in order to roll onto his back and slant an annoyed glance at him. “What?” he asked again.
“You are wearing my shirt.”
And nothing else, by the looks of it.
Abe had heard Henry shucking a pair of jeans by the bedroom door, as well as replacing some sunglasses on the dresser, but the shirt had stayed.
Two of the buttons in the middle were fastened in order to preserve whatever modesty Henry had felt necessary for answering the door, though Abe couldn’t imagine it had preserved much – the shirt was very clearly too large for Henry.
Lying back against the pillows, the shirt gaped at Henry’s shoulders, exposing his neck and collarbones and a portion of his chest while the sleeves lolled down past his wrists. The ends of the shirt hit him at mid-thigh, one tail draped well enough down his middle to—and if Abe didn’t know any better, he’d say artfully—cover his prick while the other tail pooled on the bed by his bare hip.
He looked every inch like some kind of staged pinup, and when Abe managed to drag his eyes back up, Henry had the smirk to match.
“I grabbed it because it was closest, and I was in a hurry. But if I’d known you would appreciate it so much, I would have stolen one of your shirts much sooner,” Henry teased.
“I don’t know if we have to go as far as theft.” Abe sat up and turned to face Henry, letting the blankets crumple behind him as he tossed one leg over Henry’s thighs and knelt over him, the better to appreciate the picture he presented. “It’s an interesting look for you, though.”
“Interesting?” Henry raised his brows, going on dryly, “my, but you do know how to flatter a man, Abraham.”
Abe leaned in, nosing at Henry’s temple. “Well, it’s certainly holding my interest,” he murmured there, before ducking lower to press his lips to the juncture of Henry’s shoulder.
He could smell himself on Henry there, with his nose pressed into his own shirt collar and his mouth to Henry’s skin, and without any conscious input from his own mind Abe parted his lips and bit down. Henry gasped at the unexpected scrape of dull teeth, but Abe made it clear with the transition into sharp, sucking kisses that his intention was not to break skin, but to bruise it; bruises never lasted long, but there was something about the livid red-purple marks against Henry’s pale complexion that pleased Abe to see.
(He had resolved to stop worrying about what that meant for his psyche long ago; in the grand scheme of things he’d done since his death, admitting to an enjoyment of marking up his lover was hardly even worth a raised eyebrow.)
Mouth working at Henry’s neck, Abe’s fingers went to task on the two buttons holding his shirt closed, popping them open in quick succession and then delving beneath the parted fabric. Hands ghosted up over Henry’s stomach, over his ribs, brushed over his nipples and pulled a pleased groan from him as the shirt was pushed open and to the side.
Abe pulled back to admire his handiwork. It was a very nice picture.
Henry was a sturdily-built man, slender without being slight, and of a height that now technically hovered a few inches below average (though he found no humor in Abe pointing that out); there was a lean muscle to him that would have been strength on a human, and this without adding the abilities of a formidably-aged vampire into the mix. As he stared up at Abe now, though, fading bruises on his neck, Abe’s broad hands spread across his ribcage, Abe’s too-large shirt framing him, something about him seemed very agreeably small.
“If you intend on proceeding—and you’d better—you really should let me take off the shirt,” Henry spoke up.
“No,” Abe denied, probably a little too quickly. “Leave it on.”
“And risk ruining it?” Henry asked, all sardonic concern. “It’s a nice shirt.”
“Call it an acceptable loss,” Abe said, and Henry’s laughter rang across the bedroom until Abe leaned in and cut him off with a kiss.
The Diner - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery (outsider POV)
Had to listen to someone sit in my lobby and talk on the phone (again), but for once it actually put me in a better mood instead of a worse one, and I wrote this. Also I just love outsider POV
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There has been a man occupying Cathy’s corner booth for the better part of two hours, and he is having a Bad Day.
After working as a waitress for a good few years Cathy likes to think she’s a pretty good judge of people, but it really doesn’t take any kind of social genius to tell that this guy is just in a mood. He’d come in wearing a frown and a pair of sunglasses and had yet to take either off, and he had sounded so surly when ordering that Cathy had hesitated to ask him how he wanted his eggs.
(Scrambled, as it turned out. He hadn’t been impolite about it, or actually about anything so far, but there’s something about him Cathy still hesitates to poke at.)
He’d mostly just pushed his food around on his plate for a bit before leaving it at the end of the table for Cathy to grab. Since then, he’s been nursing what Cathy thinks—though she isn’t quite sure—has been the same cup of coffee for the last hour and a half. He waves Cathy off any time she offers to refresh the carafe, and she’s stopped asking.
Crunched up in the booth, he’s been alternately frowning at a book that he doesn’t seem to be reading and at a sketchbook he barely seems to be doodling in. Cathy’s been referring to him in her head as the Tall Man, because it amuses her, but also because the guy had towered over Cathy’s respectable five-feet-five-inches when she’d walked him to his table. There’s also something familiar about him, in a distant sort of way, but with his face partially obscured by sunglasses, there’s really no telling. He probably just has One of Those Faces.
They get people like this in the diner now and then—people having Bad Days, not tall people; Cathy really can’t say she’s noticed exactly how many tall people come in to eat versus people who aren’t tall—but it’s not as common to see them during lunch. Usually, they come in in the middle of the night, unable to sleep and wary of being alone.
Cathy eyes the Tall Man’s sunglasses and shrugs to herself. Maybe he’s used to working nights. Maybe this is the middle of the night for him.
Between the height and the clear bad mood, the Tall Man would have been intimidating, but for the fact he’s generally been polite to Cathy, and he’s also about as hunched in on himself as a person can get without just resting their forehead on the tabletop. It doesn’t really add up to a threatening picture.
Cathy has, aside from the perfunctory eye she keeps on all the guests that camp out at her tables, been leaving him alone. She has enough trouble with her own depression, she can’t cure a stranger’s. She can be polite and pleasant and make sure his stay is a nice one, but someone else is going to have to take responsibility for improving the Tall Man’s day.
She’s two tables over, cleaning up the mess from a party of four, when she hears a deep, soulful voice strike up a tune in opposition to the nasally 80s pop piping through the overhead speakers. Looking up in confusion, Cathy realizes she recognizes the voice.
It’s… Elvis?
“–walk like an angel… You talk like an angel… but I got wise. You’re the devil–”
Then the Tall Man finishes fumbling with his cell phone and answers it.
“Hello, Henry.”
The change in his voice is immediate. Where before he had been brusque and formal, he’s suddenly warm and fond. It almost feels like a violation just to listen. All the same, Cathy chances a look at him; he’s not smiling, but he looks… less sad, which is something.
With a little smile of her own, Cathy carts a stack of dishes back to the kitchen. When she returns to finish cleaning the table, the Tall Man has uncurled from his defensive, unhappy position and is leaning back a little in his seat. He’s still on the phone.
“I’m glad,” he’s saying, then he pauses, and when he continues his voice is so soft that Cathy can only just hear him. “You know, I admit, I do still miss writing letters to you, but in this case, I don’t mind trading intimacy for immediacy.”
Cathy awards herself a point. She had been guessing that the Henry on the other end of the conversation was either a very close friend or a significant other (your voice didn’t do that when you spoke to a relative, no matter how dear they were) and the intimacy of writing letters tips the scale in favor of the latter.
“No, today’s been… fine,” the Tall Man lies poorly into the phone before something like a sheepish look crosses what’s visible of his face; apparently Henry had called him out on it. “How do you always know? You’re half the world away.”
There are no more tables around the Tall Man to clean, and Cathy has to move out of earshot of the conversation after that (she’s given up pretending she doesn’t eavesdrop; people just have to accept that if they’re going to talk on the phone in public, they might be overheard), but it’s not long before the need to remove the lunch special menus brings her back around.
“–it’s important. You’ll be done soon, in any case, and then you’ll be home.” Now the Tall Man is smiling, if only a little. “But did you call just to check up, or… ah.”
There’s a pause.
“No, I didn’t forget, it’s only…” the Tall Man pulls his phone away from his ear to check the time and makes a surprised sort of “whoops” face when he catches sight of it, going back to speaking into the phone. “Well anyway, I’m leaving now.”
The Tall Man looks right up at Cathy—apparently he’s not going to pretend she can’t hear him, either—and she’s quick to pull his check from her apron pocket, placing it on his table. He nods his thanks and digs his wallet out of his pocket.
“Yes, Henry, thanks ever so for taking the time badger me when you’re not even in the country,” he drawls as he pulls a few bills out of his wallet and then, upon checking the total, a few more. “Truly, your timekeeping skills are one of the things I love about you.”
Cathy lets out a breath of a laugh and the Tall Man turns his quiet smile on her. He pulls the phone away from his ear again, pressing the receiver into his shoulder long enough to say, “I don’t need change, thank you for the meal,” before scooping up his things and scooting out of the booth.
Letting him go with a quick “thank you” of her own, Cathy listens with amusement as the conversation carries on and out of earshot.
“Oh yes, one of the many things,” is the last thing she can hear the Tall Man say, but she doesn’t think he sounds quite as sarcastic as he means to.
It used to irritate Cathy when people would talk on the phone in the restaurant; it made it difficult for her to do her job, it led to misunderstandings, and it would bother other guests in the vicinity. Now, though, it interests her. She likes trying to discern what she can from hearing just one side of the conversation, and her favorite times are the ones when the person on the other end of the line is clearly loved.
And even if the Tall Man isn’t as enamored of Henry as he’d sounded, the call had certainly put him in a good mood – he’d left a twenty dollar tip.
Brows going up, Cathy counts back through the cash just to be sure and finds herself lingering over a five dollar bill in the middle of the stack, staring at Abraham Lincoln’s wisely serene face. Something about it seems suddenly and oddly familiar.
Blinking, Cathy shakes the feeling off. It’s familiar because she sees it nearly every day. What other reason would there be?
With a little more pep in her step, Cathy goes to the register to ring out the ticket, wondering if Henry, wherever he is, knows that he’s managed to improve the days of two people in one go.
Oh Hell, Cupcake - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery but also kinda gen
Listen I have a lot of thoughts about Henry and kids and managed to express probably none of them here but also I made myself laugh, so...?
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Henry was staring down the barrel of a loaded gun.
If guns were chocolate cupcakes smeared with pink frosting and wielded by little girls with pleading brown eyes, it was the deadliest gun Henry had ever seen.
It had rainbow sprinkles.
Henry wondered what he could possibly have done to give anyone the impression that he liked rainbow sprinkles.
Then again, perhaps it wasn’t so much his assumed preference as it was the baker’s – in this case a seven-year-old girl by the name of Grace who lived next door to the house Henry and Abe were renting while they were in the area, who liked all things rainbow or otherwise unicorn-related, and who had for some reason taken a shine to Henry.
Abe found the whole thing deeply amusing.
Usually it was Abe who the neighborhood children would gravitate towards, and rightfully so. He would participate in games when asked, used dormant carpentry skills to help build forts and treehouses, and would mediate childish disputes with every ounce of seriousness he had leveled in courtrooms over a hundred years ago.
And this was perfectly fine with Henry; Abe had been a wonderful father and missed it deeply with whatever aching remnant of his old self he’d retained. If Abe wanted to make friends with the neighborhood children, and even with their families, Henry wouldn’t begrudge him that.
(Henry had warned Abe that there was a distinct possibility that the whole act could end disastrously, but as Abe’s only response had been a solemn, “I know,” Henry had dropped the subject.)
Really, the only issue was that children made Henry uncomfortable.
At least, that was what Abe teased him for. Henry maintained that he just preferred to wait until humans grew up before he went spending time with them. Children didn’t make him uncomfortable, they were just so, so fragile in so many ways; they were so easy to ruin. He liked to see what they became on their own, without his intervention.
So Henry didn’t really avoid kids, per se, but he didn’t spend much time with them, either.
Unless, of course, one suddenly and inexplicably decided that his refrigerator needed to be covered in glittery artwork and that he needed to be very seriously introduced to a stuffed unicorn named—actually, Henry didn’t know, the name changed every time she told him—and now, that he needed cupcakes.
Grace stared up at him, eyes wide and eager, a single confection clutched in one tiny hand to offer to him, while the other hand held and entire plastic container of the damned things.
“Those look very good,” Henry lied smoothly after a moment of stunned silence. “I can’t wait to try one later.”
“You should try one now,” Grace insisted, wiggling the treat at him.
“But I’m not hungry right now,” Henry argued gently.
Behind Grace, by the back kitchen door where she’d come in, Abe was standing and laughing – not out loud, of course, but Henry could hear it all the same. He could certainly see it in Abe’s eyes.
“I want to make sure you like them,” Grace said earnestly.
“Of course I’ll like them, who doesn’t like cupcakes?” Henry glanced back up at Abe, hopeful for any kind of assistance. “Abe, you like cupcakes, don’t you?”
“Sure, I do,” Abe lied gamely (neither of them had ever so much as tasted a cupcake and had never planned on doing so). “But these cupcakes are for you.”
Traitor.
Grace was nodding fervently at Henry. “I made them for you! I picked the flavor and the frosting and my mom put them in the oven but I frosted them! And I did the sprinkles, and…” she trailed off when Henry still hadn’t reached out to take the cupcake from her. “An’ I made them for you.”
Oh, fuck. There was no way out of this, was there? She was about to start crying, Henry could feel it, and then what?
“Then I guess I’ll just have to try one,” Henry said, trying very hard to sound like he was cheerful about the prospect, rather than attempting with resignation to figure out how long he’d be able to keep the thing down.
“Really?” Grace practically screeched in delight.
“Really?” Abe echoed her over by the door, incredulous.
“Yes,” Henry answered them both, plucking the cupcake from Graces hand and holding it up to his face.
It was just as unwieldy as he had expected.
How the hell were you supposed to eat these things? Top-first? Just fucking unhinge your jaw and take half of it in one go? Probably start by getting the paper off.
Henry did so. There was nothing for it then but to lean in and… take a bite.
This was weird.
This was so weird.
Had he been used to eating actual food, it might’ve been alright, but as he wasn’t, the whole experience was just damn bizarre. The texture was strange, soft and spongy, and the frosting was even stranger, sort of sticky and slimy at once, and the whole thing was so sweet it made his teeth ache.
He had not, however, lived to be over four hundred by letting his every thought cross his face.
“Mm,” he hummed instead, chewing but not yet swallowing, and speaking around his mouthful. “This is great.”
Grace grinned, but did not budge. Damn.
Quelling a grimace, Henry swallowed… and took another bite.
Abe was watching with horrified fascination from his spot by the door, brows climbing higher and higher as Henry made it through the entire cupcake with efficient, if messy, motions. Henry could feel it churning in his stomach even before he’d finished the last bite and was already tied up in attempting to concoct a way to send Grace away.
“Thank you very much,” Henry said as he finished, reaching out to take the container of cupcakes from Grace’s delighted hands, though they were the last thing he wanted to see.
“You’re welcome!” Grace beamed.
“Grace, I don’t suppose you remember the recipe for those, do you?” Abe asked, finally stepping in to put an end to Henry’s torment.
“Uh-uh.” Grace shook her head, tearing her grin away from Henry to look at Abe.
“Do you think maybe you might go and ask your mother for us?” Abe went on, fixing a hopeful look on his face.
“Sure!” Grace chirped. “I can go do that now!”
Abe smiled, holding the back door for her. “Thank you, Grace, that would be very helpful.”
And that was no lie. As soon as Grace had stepped out the door, Henry bolted for the bathroom and was kneeling before the never-used toilet just in time.
The cupcake was even less impressive the second time around.
There was a firm hand rubbing soothingly at his back by the time his body had finished purging the offending substance.
“You’re a bastard,” Henry spat acidly – or possibly just spat acid, trying to get the taste out of his mouth.
Abe offered him a cup of mouthwash. “I really, honestly did not expect you to eat it,” he said sheepishly.
“Still a bastard,” Henry growled, taking the cup to rinse with.
“The rest of the cupcakes have been discretely disposed of,” Abe went on. “No danger of her finding out they were tossed.”
“Mhm.” Henry swished the last of the mouthwash around, spat into the bowl, then stood to close the lid and flush. “And what about when she comes skipping back with the recipe you asked for?”
Abe shrugged. “We’ll look it over, then tell her mother you have allergies.”
“Allergies,” Henry grumbled, rolling his eyes. “We could just move.”
The line of Abe’s mouth pressed firm, the way it did when he was trying hard not to smile. “Mighty dramatic plans from the man who went out and bought magnets just to display that little girl’s art on the fridge,” he said after a long moment.
“Well what was I supposed to do with it, shove it in my desk?” Henry waved a hand in careless agitation. “That’s just rude.”
Abe said nothing. He didn’t have to. Instead, he smiled and leaned in to press a kiss to Henry’s temple and another to the corner of his mouth. Henry frowned.
“What kind of allergies?” he asked.
“I’ve heard gluten is a big one these days,” Abe offered.
“Mm, but gluten-free is being tossed around a lot,” Henry argued. “Wouldn’t put it past Grace to figure out gluten-free cupcakes.”
Abe hummed in thought. “Then you’re also allergic to eggs. And dairy. That’s a thing, right? You just have a lot of allergies and it’s best if you take care of your own diet.”
Henry snorted. “And what kind of idiot are they going to think I am, to have put all of those things into my mouth, knowing I’m allergic?”
Abe continued to smile at him, and Henry, despite himself, was warmed by it. “The kind who didn’t want to make Grace cry.”
And there was nothing about that Henry could argue with at all.
I Have Met My Destiny (In Quite a Similar Way) - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery
Working title for this one was “some unholy combination of vampires and ABBA” and that feels apt
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While Henry prided himself on his ability to keep up with the times, there were some ways in which Abe knew he would never really change.
The parts of himself he didn’t modify for display to the world but which he could not help but adhere to—the way he couldn’t stand for cruelty to those unable to stand up for themselves, the way he remained insatiably curious about the world in spite of everything, his love for books and music and theater (“when done well,” he’d argue)—these were the things Abe had grown to love about him. These things were the reason Abe put up with Henry’s obsessive technology updates and his frivolously ever-changing wardrobe and the new slang he insisted Abe at least learn the meaning of.
They were definitely the reason Abe put up with Henry’s compulsive reorganization of the library.
The library was hypothetically for both of them, but it was very much Henry’s pride and joy, and the only real indulgence of the “past” he allowed himself on a regular basis. After all, he argued, literature didn’t get old, it simply became classic (Abe had not required the rationalization but had nodded along with Henry, anyway; it hadn’t been for his benefit, really).
It was the only room the cleaning staff was told to leave alone, as Henry saw to its maintenance himself, dusting the built-in, floor-to-ceiling shelves, checking the climate-controlled cases, and forever shuffling and reshuffling the books around.
There were first editions and signed copies—all bought by and signed to Henry himself, of course—that were left in their locked cases for safekeeping, taken out only under special circumstances (Henry didn’t much believe in putting things on a pedestal just because they were old—if they fell apart, they weren’t worth keeping around, anyway—but these were special, often from writers Henry had known personally, had been friends with, and they were some of the only mementos he allowed himself), but all the other books were fair game.
Henry would rearrange things when he was having a bad day, or when he was feeling nostalgic, or when he simply felt like it was time for a change, and it drove Abe up the wall. He never knew how to find a book in his own home. The books special to him—fewer in number than Henry’s, but a respectable amount—were also left as sacrosanct; everything else, though…
To date, Henry had organized the books alphabetically by title (forwards and backwards), alphabetically by author (forwards and backwards), chronologically (by publication date, by the author’s birthdate, and by the date Henry had first read them), by subject (alphabetically and by level of interest to Henry specifically), by color, by size, and once by Dewey Decimal Classification (that one had taken quite a bit, and Abe had let Henry be for the duration; it hadn’t been a good couple of days).
Henry said that it helped to clear his mind, but Abe suspected there were times Henry just enjoyed being surrounded by words. It certainly seemed to put him in a good mood, in any case, which sometimes resulted in another of Abe’s favored habits of Henry’s: singing.
It was a difficult one to catch; Henry rarely did it if he knew anyone was within earshot—and thanks to his vampiric senses, he usually knew—but here and there, Abe had managed to catch Henry off guard. He blessed the invention of headphones for this, if nothing else; when wearing them, Henry tended to get swept up in whatever he was listening to and would sometimes sing along without realizing Abe had come into range.
Abe would guess Henry had headphones on right now, as it happened, since Abe could hear him belting all the way from the kitchen.
Smiling to himself, Abe shrugged out of his coat and dropped his keys on the kitchen table. Henry had only just begun his latest reorganization effort when Abe had left a few hours ago to run errands, and it sounded as though he was well engrossed in it by now – and as though he was enjoying himself, if the tune of whatever he was singing was any indication.
From downstairs, Abe couldn’t quite make out the words, but it sounded different from Henry’s usual fare; something upbeat and poppy. As Abe approached the stairs, stealthy as he was capable of being, almost certain Henry would notice him now and stop singing, the words resolved themselves:
“Waterloo, promise to love you forever more! Waterloo, couldn’t escape if I wanted to!”
They ticked something in the back of Abe’s memory, a half-remembered band popular in the 60s or 70s that he was sure Henry had played records of at some point, but the effort to remember was abandoned in favor of quelling laughter once he’d ascended the stairs and reached the open library door.
There was Henry, a man Abe had once upon a time thought of as suave and possibly even aloof, now with one arm almost awkwardly full of books as he scrutinized the title of one held in his other hand, body swaying almost subconsciously to the music as he sang.
To say Abe preferred this version of Henry was a vast understatement.
“And how could I ever refuse… I feel like a win when I lose! Waterloo – It’s not nice to sneak up on people, Abraham.”
Abe couldn’t help the laugh that escaped him then. Caught.
“Hardly my fault you didn’t notice I was home,” Abe countered. “But please, don’t stop on my account.”
Henry was already freeing up a hand to reach up and press a button on the cord of his earbuds—not headphones anymore, but hell, what a stupid name for a thing—to pause the music. “Well, now that you’re here, it would be rude to ignore you.”
He then proceeded to continue organizing the books as if Abe weren’t there, and Abe let out a huff of amusement. Henry certainly put on a good show—much like a cat, he was very good at acting like he’d meant to be doing whatever it was he was doing all along, even when he very much had not meant to do it at all—but after over a century of acquaintance, Abe could read the lines of embarrassment in his form. If he’d been capable, Abe imagined Henry might actually have been blushing at the moment.
“You could sing for me, then,” Abe suggested, gently teasing. “You have a lovely voice for it.”
And he did, was the thing – Abe had no idea what Henry’s hang-up about singing was, when he possessed such a sharp, clear, emotive voice.
“You know I have a rule against torturing those who don’t deserve it,” Henry shot back, and Abe rolled his eyes.
He stepped carefully over the stacks of books that had accumulated around Henry and leaned in to press a quick kiss to his cheek. “If you say so,” Abe murmured lightly, gamely accepting the kiss Henry turned to offer him before he stepped away again, this time to approach one of the few surfaces in the room that hadn’t been overtaken by Henry’s project.
Much preferring to be near whatever bustling signs of life the house had to offer today, Abe pulled a chair up to the half-clear desk and, after a moment of searching, found his sketchbook tucked safely away where he’d left it the previous night, when he had been drawing while listening to Henry read.
Making his intent to settle clear, Abe slipped the pencil from the ring binding and flipped to a clean page. He could see Henry shake his head out of the corner of his eye before continuing to pull and stack and re-shelve books.
As the cloudy afternoon light filtering through the windows waned into evening shade, they kept each other company in relative silence, the gentle thud of books being moved around and the scratch of pencil on paper filling the space between them until hours had passed and Abe caught a few faint notes hummed along from the other side of the room.
Pencil poised above his sketchbook, Abe chanced a look up and saw Henry absorbed in whatever he was doing by a corner shelf and quietly, absently, singing.
“The history book on the shelf, is always repeating itself…”
His voice was soft, a little lost in thought, but still pleasant. Abe smiled to himself and returned to drawing. If Henry had forgotten Abe was in the room with him, Abe wouldn’t be the one to remind him.
“Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war… Waterloo, promise to love you forever more…”
Impatient - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery
Written for the prompt “moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed” from that fictional kiss post that occasionally makes the rounds
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When rutting on the couch like impatient teenagers becomes too frustrating (read: when Abe has barked his shins three times on the coffee table and Henry has nearly fallen off the couch at least once), they stand to take their activities to bed like reasonable adults.
Or that’s the plan, until someone proves incapable of keeping his hands to himself.
(Henry isn’t actually sure who that pointed thought should be directed at; he can’t remember it was Abe’s hands on his ass that had prompted him to turn and pull Abe into another kiss, or if he had turned to pull Abe into another kiss, which had prompted Abe’s hands on his ass. The results are largely the same, either way.)
Henry finds himself walking backwards, one hand fisted in the front of Abe’s shirt and the other hooked over his shoulder, his mouth and most of his attention preoccupied with Abe’s tongue against his own.
Their preternatural awareness of their surroundings tends to go out the window when hands and mouths become involved, and Abe manages to kick a side table as they pass by, followed shortly by Henry backing into the doorjamb and banging his head on the wall.
“Wait, stop, this is ridiculous,” Henry gasps when he and Abe pull apart. “The bedroom is just upstairs, it doesn’t even take a minute to get there.”
“Right. You’re right,” Abe agrees between kisses pressed to Henry’s jaw. “Of course.”
Hissing at the scrape of dull teeth down the bared line of his neck, Henry winds his fingers into Abe’s hair and pulls him back up for a proper kiss, after which they continue their stumbling trek out into the hall and towards the stairs, entirely unwilling to separate for the time it would take to climb them and get to their bedroom.
It is ridiculous, Henry reflects somewhere in the back of his mind. Over 600 years of life between them and they can’t find it in themselves to be patient for even a minute?
Then again – nearly 100 years spent learning one another’s bodies, spent on kisses and lovemaking and fucking and whatever comes between, and still this whole thing sometimes feels new. Perhaps it isn’t ridiculous as much as it is something not quite definable that makes the romantic part of Henry that he’d thought long dead hum in satisfaction.
He doesn’t get to put any more thought into it, because attempting to walk backwards up the stairs while kissing Abe ends in predictable failure, and the only thing that keeps Henry from braining himself on the steps is the fierce grip Abe has on the back of his neck. Instead, they both go tumbling down onto the landing, Henry flat on his back and Abe on his hands and knees above him.
They stare at one another for a long moment in startled silence before bursting into laughter at their own impatient clumsiness.
Abe leans down to rest his head against Henry’s shoulder, still chuckling, and Henry takes advantage of the moment, grabbing Abe and rolling them until he’s kneeling up over Abe, who is now on his back against the landing.
There’s surprise in his eyes as he looks up at Henry, but it does nothing to diminish the urgent heat there, and Henry answers his unasked question by sinking down a few steps while working at the fly of Abe’s jeans.
If they aren’t patient enough to make it to bed, he supposes they’ll just have to make do.
In the Mood for a Melody - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery
So this was the very first thing (though not the only) I wrote for this fandom. Did it right after finishing AL:VH but before reading TLAV. It’s awful fluff. That’s literally all it is. No substance. I’d apologize, but I don’t think there’s anyone left in this fandom to judge me. So here’s this
-/-/-
Abe must have slept longer than he realized. He glanced at the clock, but it told him exactly the time he expected to see. Yet he must have been asleep longer than he realized, because when he’d laid down, the northeast corner of the living room had been empty, and now–
“Is that a piano?”
Henry looked up form where he sat on the bench of a modest but fine (if Abe was any judge of these things) upright piano. “It is, indeed,” he drawled. “Very astute observation.”
–now there was a piano in the living room.
“You’ll pardon my confusion,” Abe replied dryly as he came stand near Henry at the bench, “only I was under the impression one was unable to sneak anywhere with an entire piano.”
Henry’s smile held more playful secrets than usual. “Well, you know me. Terribly sneaky sort.”
Abe rolled his eyes. “An expert, really,” he agreed. “I suppose there’s no use in asking where you got the thing?”
“You could try.” Henry turned his sly smile back at the keys as Abe settled himself at his side. “I might even answer.”
Watching Henry caress the keys, not pressing down but familiarizing himself, Abe shook his head. He supposed he ought to be used to Henry’s impossible acts by now, but there seemed to be little fun in acclimating himself entirely.
“Do you know how to play?” he asked instead.
It seemed unlikely that Henry didn’t know how, with the familiar way he’d placed his hands over the instrument, but Abe wouldn’t put it past him to go out on a whim and acquire an instrument he had no earthly idea how to work. Henry was consistently on the lookout for new hobbies, new skills, new things to learn; it was, he’d told Abe, one of the only ways he’d managed to keep himself going over the centuries. The piano wasn’t out of character, even if it was slightly out of place in their small living room.
“It’s been a while,” Henry admitted, pressing down one key, then another. “But I used to enjoy it immensely.”
“Then I won’t hold it against you if you’ve begun to sound terrible since you last practiced,” Abe replied, smiling guilelessly when Henry raised an unimpressed eyebrow at him.
“I remember when these things were invented, you know,” Henry sniffed. “Over one hundred years before you were even born.”
“Mhm.”
“I should think more than a man’s lifetime worth of playing would be enough to make it into muscle memory.”
“Of course.”
With that, Henry brought his fingers down on the keys, but despite his bravado, the first few notes stumbled along. He paused on a very obviously discordant note, frowning sharply over at Abe as if it had been his doing, and Abe lifted his hands innocently, biting the inside of his cheek to keep his smile at bay.
Satisfied for the moment that Abe wasn’t going to say anything, though still eyeing him suspiciously, Henry tried again.
There was perhaps something to his muscle memory claim, after all; he played through a few more missteps, gaining confidence with each inch of melody, until the music was rolling steadily, warmly from the piano. It was beautiful, a tune Abe couldn’t quite place but didn’t care to, enjoying instead being able to watch the way Henry’s graceful hands coaxed sound from the keys; it was the only thing Abe wanted to focus on, until he chanced a glance at Henry’s face.
His eyes were closed. There was a faint smile on his face. He was radiant.
Abe watched him until Henry let the melody fade away and opened his eyes once more, turning to Abe with a quizzical look.
“What is it?”
You just look so very peaceful.
Abe shook his head. “You certainly do have a way of making a man feel uncultured, Henry,” he said lightly.
“You’ve never played?” Henry asked, though he certainly knew the answer already.
“And when you imagine I’d have had the time to learn?” Abe rejoined. “Or where, for that matter, would I have gotten access to a piano?”
Henry skated over the questions. “I can teach you,” he said instead.
“I’m sure you could,” Abe laughed.
“If you’d let me,” Henry continued with a smile.
“Ah, if I’d let you,” Abe repeated with amusement. “As if it would be some great favor to you.”
Henry’s smile gentled, and he slid a hand over Abe’s. “Perhaps it would be.”
Without even a thought to do otherwise, Abe turned his hand over to catch Henry’s fingers between his own. His skin was never cold on Abe’s, not anymore, and was scarcely anything other than a thrill or comfort.
“Well, far be it from me to start denying you now,” Abe said softly.
The look Henry gave him was somewhere between reproach and fondness and somehow entirely affectionate as he raised Abe’s hand to his lips and pressed a kiss to the back.
“I’ll need my hand back, if I’m going to teach you,” he said, as though he weren’t holding onto Abe just as Abe was holding onto him.
“In a minute,” Abe promised, with little thought to follow through.
Henry shook his head, but he leaned into Abe’s side, hands still clasped, and played a few idle notes with his free hand. There was something melodic in it, slow and trickling as it was, and Abe listened with a smile, and hoped Henry never stopped surprising him.
The Height of Amusement - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - abery
Was this what SGS had in mind when he described Henry as “average height”? I doubt it! Is that stopping me? No. Anyway, this is just meant to be silly, so take it as you like!
-/-/-
Abe had always been tall.
During his lifetime, he’d towered over most people by several inches. Times did change, though, and in the years since Abe’s death, the average height of people all over the world had increased by at least a bit – the doing of better nutrition and fewer diseases, research said. These days, he wasn’t ridiculously tall, but merely tall.
Henry, on the other hand, had never been tall.
Neither had he been short. He’d been considered average height when he and Abe met, roughly 5’7”, and it suited him. He carried himself with a calm self-assuredness that said he knew exactly who he was and what he was capable of—after hundreds of years, he’d better have—and he certainly blended in better than Abe did at his much more noticeable 6’4”.
The thing was, as humanity had grown, they’d resized the world around them. Abe had never minded (in fact, he quite appreciated rarely ever having to duck when it came to doorways, these days) and sometimes barely noticed, but Henry – Henry occasionally ran into difficulty. Things were just bigger these days: larger buildings, higher ceilings… taller shelves.
Abe bit his lips to stifle the smile that was threatening to form as he watched Henry stare up at the shelf in front of him with thinly veiled frustration. The topmost level was above his head and out of his line of sight, unless he backed up to get a better vantage point. After a long moment of staring, Henry reached up and patted around on the shelf, searching for the shampoo he favored when he couldn’t order it special (the brand certainly made no difference to Abe, who would wash his hair with whatever happened to be available in the shower; had he been in Henry’s position, he’d likely have just accepted whatever brand was right in front of his face), but the few left had been pushed to the back, and there would be no reaching them no matter how Henry attempted to discretely stretch.
With a scowl, Henry fell back from his toes and fully onto his feet and went back to glaring at the shelf. This never happened at the family-owned shops he and Abe tended to favor—what the world had taken to calling Mom-and-Pops—and they generally steered clear of superstores where possible, but sometimes the convenience couldn’t be beat. They liked the little stores; they felt more like home, and it was easier to find old-school items there (Henry insisted they were better quality, Abe enjoyed the familiarity), but Abe couldn’t help but wonder with some amusement if the shorter shelves were also part of the appeal.
He could feel intent rolling off of Henry now, the question of whether he should bother to go find an employee or if there were few enough people around that he could just jump for it—really, he must have been feeling short-tempered if he was considering doing so at all—and so, barely even trying to smother his amusement, Abe stepped up behind Henry.
“Having trouble?” Abe asked, shuffling forward just enough that his chest was brushing against Henry’s back.
Henry leaned back to meet him without any apparent thought. “Not at all. What gave you that idea?”
“It just looked like you were struggling to reach, is all.” Abe shrugged, mirth coloring his voice.
“Well, looks can be deceiving,” Henry replied.
“Yes, of course. I must have been mistaken,” Abe agreed gravely.
Henry hummed.
He did not move.
Resting his hands on Henry’s waist, Abe drummed his fingers without any real impatience. “So,” he said after a long moment, “are you planning on getting your shampoo any time soon?”
“Maybe I’m just enjoying being close to you,” Henry suggested (this was an absolute lie; Henry had said on more than one occasion that public displays of affection were far more enjoyable in private).
“Ah,” Abe said contemplatively, hunching down slightly to fold himself around Henry, wrapping his arms around Henry’s waist and resting his chin on his shoulder. “Or maybe… you just need a boost.”
Abe tightened his arms around Henry, as if he was making ready to lift the man off the floor, and Henry’s hands flew to clutch at his elbows, gripping painfully hard. “If you lift me up in the middle of this store, I will not be held responsible for my actions,” he hissed, fingers digging into Abe’s arms.
Abe finally gave in and collapsed into laughter, muffling his chuckles in Henry’s shoulder, making no move to release the man despite suffering an elbow to the ribs.
“Yes, fine, my slight difficulty with the unreasonably high shelving is hilarious,” Henry grumbled. “Will you just grab the damn shampoo?”
In response, Abe leaned up, still snickering, and reached right over Henry’s head to retrieve one of the bottles of shampoo at the back of the shelf. He presented the bottle to Henry and snuck in one quick kiss on the cheek before pulling away.
“Seems like a perfectly reasonable height to me.”
Henry scoffed. “Obnoxiously high.”
“No need to be rude.” Abe cocked a challenging eyebrow at him, still grinning. “It’s not my fault humans are getting taller, but you aren’t.”
Rolling his eyes, Henry turned toward the end of the aisle, final item acquired and the cash registers in mind. “I might just blame you, anyway,” he muttered.
Abe only laughed, catching up beside Henry and putting an affectionate arm around his shoulders. Henry didn’t attempt to shrug him off and Abe didn’t push his luck by trying to pull him closer.
“Damn the shelves then,” Abe decided. “You’re just the perfect size, anyway.”
Henry let out a huff of laughter, both derisive and amused. “The perfect size for what, exactly?” he dared Abe.
It was Abe’s turn to roll his eyes. “Many things,” he murmured in return.
Henry smirked. “I hope you know flattery will get you nowhere,” he replied, though as he drifted a little closer to Abe as he said this, Abe was inclined to disagree.
