Apr 12, 2017
[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
[jackie]: HE DID NOT?????????[jackie]: for a moment i was really happy for you blowing someone
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[text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
[jackie]: HE DID NOT?????????[jackie]: for a moment i was really happy for you blowing someone
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] oh my god, is it from a rich door, we could sell it [text] MELHOR AINDA[text] posta em algum site “maçaneta achada, devolvo mediante recompensa”[text] a maçaneta é nossa refém agora
[text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
[text] espero que você não esteja julgando a menina [text] voce literalmente comeu uma pizza inteira sozinho essa semana[text] inclusive pega um pedaço de torta pra mim, assim voce compensa a pizza
[text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
[jackie]: YOU GO GIRL[jackie]: hoje é o dia em que você finalmente vai sair do 0x0[jackie]: E NÃO ME VOLTE PARA CASA DIZENDO QUE NÃO ROLOU NADA[jackie]: todas minhas esperanças residem em você, Abe