#abiruler

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Diavolo can only trust Cioccolata as his dentist…

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one at a time, PLEASE!😚

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It’s been hell for the past few weeks trying to get to school with the ice and snow, thank god I’m on break!

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Mista clutching his back as he’s stuck on the ground

Mista: “FUCK, I got shot! My fucking back! Shit! Ughh…” he’s rocking slightly as he’s stuck on his stomach.

Fugo and Narancia run over in a panic

Narancia: “what the hell happened to you, man?! Who shot you?!??

Mista: “I did! My damn bullets, fuck em all…”

Fugo: “I’ll call an ambulance.”

Narancia’s concern turned into mischief very quickly

Narancia: “dude, you got yourself shot in the back, you know what that means?”

Mista: forcing himself not to cry, “what…?”

Narancia: “once you get to the hospital, they’ll stick a finger up your butt! Aw man, I wish I brought my camera!” He kept laughing

Mista: “…” he snaps his head to look at Fugo

Mista: “HELL NAH! FUGO STOP CALLING THEM, ILL BE FINE!! DONT DO THIS. I DONT WANT A FINGER INSIDE ME FROM THAT END.” He begged desperately

Fugo: “oh my god, can you shut up?! They’ll only do it to make sure your spine is fine!!!” He said in annoyance before going back to talking to the dispatcher.

Mista: “what the fuck does my asshole have to do with my spine?!” He looked back at Narancia again. “STOP LAUGHING.”

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I love my daughters Pesci and Illuso💕💕

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Wowie

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Ghiaccio: “Ugh, it’s so fucking stupid Pesci is trying to get us to have a weekly movie night.”

Risotto: “yea, but I think it won’t be too bad of an idea. We do have a lot of free time most days anyways.”

Prosciutto: “I guess you’re right, but I just don’t like that Formaggio was in charge of selecting the films, I don’t think he knows what all of us like.”

Illuso: “oh definitely, he has no clue, look at the list for this after-school week,” she pulled a piece of paper out. “SAW, Happy Feet, Slumdog Millionare, Good Burger, and (for some odd reason) Brokeback Mountain.”

Risotto: “Actually, I think he may know us all really well.”

Ghiaccio: “how? These movies make no sense together??”

Risotto: “yea, but I really love SAW, it may be a little old now but I know most of you guys haven’t seen it. Pesci really hates horror but loves animated movies so Happy Feet will make her happy after Monday. Slumdog millionaire is a really good story so I know Ghiaccio and Prosciutto may enjoy it the most, Good Burger is a pretty interesting comedy so Illuso and Formaggio might like it best, and Melone has been saying he’s never found a film to make him cry, so Brokeback might work on him, even if he doesn’t relate to the story personally.”

Risotto: “or maybe he put all of the movie titles in a hat and grabbed whatever…I don’t know…” he shrugs

Ghiaccio: “…alright…”

Prosciutto: “...”

Illuso: “I think the second scenario is more true to Formaggio, he doesn’t think a lot of things through!”

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Leone: “-I just really don’t see why everyone is so desperate to defend Hulk Hogan, I mean come on—after divorcing his wife, he started dating his daughter’s 19-year old past class mate, that’s insane!”

Mista: “yea, I hope no one forgets that- oh my god, don’t look now but Cioccolata is coming straight towards us.”

Leone: “you have GOT to be shitting me.” Refuses to turn to look at Cioccolata coming towards them.

Cioccolata: “hiiiiii Leone! It’s been awhile since I’ve last seen ya! What little cracks have you been hidin’ in ah?”

Leone: side-eyes him “…I’ve been around…”

Cioccolata: “oh? Well, I hope to see you around me more, bye bye!!” He waved as he walked somewhere else.

Leone: “I’ve never been so fucking scared in my life.”

Mista: “want me to flash my gun next time he shows up?”

Leone: “nah, I think he’d get horny from the sight…he’s a total creep.”