The Aftermath Addendums
20.05.2017 Dear Diary,
That irresponsible, flea-bitten, sorry excuse for a superstition!
Not only did he make me fight an akuma ON MY OWN, but that pleather-wearing clown also almost got Adrien KILLED! Although seriously, how sweet was Adrien trying to jump in and distract the Akuma and he’s just so brave and ki
I mean, seriously… HOW DO YOU LOSE A GOD!? DEMON!?
Sure, there was that ONE TIME with Tikki, but I knew where she was and got her back, on my OWN, the SAME DAY. But no, Chat can’t possibly be bothered to be responsible enough to keep tabs on the Kwami of Calamity and Destruction, and now I’m having to put up with the little sour-puss calling me the Sticky-Fingered Stalker and teasing me about being the “true god of disaster”…I mean, come on, I only tripped in front of Adrien, like, twice yesterday-- And speaking of—how DARE that little hell beast come in my home and start hurling accusations! I didn’t rescue his fuzzy butt to be judged! It’s not like I have THAT many pictures of Adrien up and the only thing I took from Adrien’s bag this time was HIM so--- and besides, HE’S the real thief, he was going to steal Adrien’s lunch! He’s already so thin… Tikki has been trying to keep the little pest off my back, but he… HE’S GOT MY PHONE—