Platonic Richie and Austin for the BROTP
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Richie
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: definitely both of them (especially if the adults are there and they’re feeling spiteful)
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: honestly these two are the braincells of the group so I feel like if something happened to get one of them arrested it would be something they did together
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: both of them except they’re both chaotic bi disasters so the advice is... interesting most of the time (though Austin gives Richie better Paris-specific advice than general advice)
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Richie
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Austin
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Richie starts them but Austin is surprisingly vicious and wins a lot
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: we all know Richie would absolutely say this to Finn and Logan, but I could also see Austin being very tired of their flirting and going “yes okay Paris I’m sure your pants would look better on his floor now can you please get a room”